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Why did you point the clawfoot tubs towards that tree? You know that's the tree our neighbors the Charmin Bears use when they have to do their business....
(http://usera.imagecave.com/47of74/tree.jpg)
Gee honey; sure am glad we installed the big screen HDTV here in the bathroom;
now we can watch "Men in Trees" in hi-def as we bathe.
"Uh honey, this cold water is neutralizing the effects of the Viagra. We'd better do this now."
Gee honey, all the neighbor's have telescopes...do you think we should get one too?
They're being eaten by a giant pitcher plant.
Judy and Tom were out for a lovely drive in their battery-powered bathtubs when, all of a sudden,
the tree from Poltergeist got them!
[idk]