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"Jeeze, if it's not one damned thing, it's another!"
"The scary thing is I know exactly what it looks like underneath those tight, blue pants!"
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What's this thing called, love?
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"And not only does this real-life size doll look like me, talk like me, and act like me, it also comes with a complete mini bar in the back."
Please excuse my friend, he is really stoned!
"So does this make us Thing 1 and Thing 2...ha...get it...Thing 1, Thing 2? Sigh...nevermind..."
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Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens;
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens;
Brown paper packages tied up with strings;
These are a few of my favorite things.
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Jonathan Archer and Trip Tucker soon learned the perils of sunbathing on Vulcan.
Nourish dry skin with Oil of Olay.
"Okay champ, you can do this! Get back in that ring and kick that blue babe's @$$!"
"Uuuuuuuuugh..."
"Oh man, it's my embarrassing twin brother..."
Faced with the full onslaught of Dr doom's new weapon Thing was forced to use his own twin brother who he'd only just discovered as a 'human' shield. "It was him or me!" he later said to the rest of the Fantastic Four.