I am not NOT invited to a webinar
WEBINAR
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Dear Lester,
Account number ending in: a donkey
An often overlooked factor in investment success is the impact of taxes on your investment returns. After all, it's not what you make, but what you keep that counts.
By following a few simple principles, you may be able to enhance your after-tax returns. In fact, the silver lining to the steep drop in the stock market this year is the opportunity to use those losses to your tax advantage.
Join the experts at E*TRADE Capital Management, Eric "goats"Godes, Executive Vice President, DJ Rusty Vanneman, CFA, Director of Research and Chris Keith, Director Fixed-Income for an informative web seminar that will cover:
Harvesting tax losses while avoiding wash sales
Tax-aware strategies for mutual fund investing
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Why municipal bonds are especially attractive today
An investment outlook for 2009
The most attractive investment opportunities for the new year NOT named Sarah Silverman
Heh! Hot b***hes. :bouncegiggle:
There are a lot of words in the English language that I absolutely can't stand.
Webinar ranks right at the top. It's just lazy, plain & simple.
Whoever created that word deserves to be flogged on national TV. It's use should be banned immediately.
Awful, awful, word!!!
Cool! The Director of Research is a DJ!
losses become gains at the webinar. did anyone ever the "bizarro" episode of sealab 2021? "I hate the Webinar"
Quote from: lester1/2jr on November 27, 2008, 07:16:41 PM
losses become gains at the webinar. did anyone ever the "bizarro" episode of sealab 2021? "I hate the Webinar"
"My breasts are sensing that this one knows something! I will interrogate him, with my breasts!"
HEHE!
(doors open)
"Give us the Destructo Beam or face the bizarro consequences!"
"Uh... we already gave it to you. It's in your truck!"
"Oh. To the truck!"