After Chuck and the Hoff, here's one about Keanu Reeves's only serious rival for the tag of "Greatest Thespian of Modern Times"!
(http://minorityblog.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/steven_seagal_expressions.jpg)
(http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/Steven_Seagal_Panda_r1i23.jpg)
(http://majorlyenglish.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/seagal8.jpg)
The Urban Dictionary definition of Steven Segall (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=steven%20segall):
"a super gay, less awesome version of chuck norris, who happens to make horrible tv and theater movies. He is chuck norris's house maid."
Why a tribute thread? Seagal die or something? I didn't feel the earth lighten any with his supersize ego stepping off.
It's only a joke!
The definition is 90% untrue. The only reason Seagal is Norris's housemaid is because he is the only one who can protect him from Bruce Lee. :wink:
(http://www.whatheck.com/uploaded_images/steven-seagal-lightning-bolt-energy-drink-asian-experience-759585.jpg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Qw5bKTBQE4
He wrote that too.
And he's appearing on a reality show about his life as a New Orlean's deputy...
http://www.thrfeed.com/2008/11/steven-seagal-r.html (http://www.thrfeed.com/2008/11/steven-seagal-r.html)
Go Seagal go!
(http://www.lie-insandtigers.com/sam/web_images/StevenSeagull2.jpg)