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"Hello, I'm a p***y."
"And I'm a vibrator."
STD: Give a loved one something they'll never forget...
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p***y didn't know what to do. The throbbing, red, one-eyed monster was alluring, but those warts were a clear warning sign.
"Son, your mother and I are concerned that you might be using drugs."
Boy, sex ed classes have really gone down-hill since I was in school.
"Spock, what did McCoy do this time?"
"Unknown, Captain, but we must go back through the Guardian of Forever and fix it."
Childrens telly has a lot to answer for...
Red Guy: "See what happens when you bang a teletubby."
"Hi kids! I'm the new character Diaper Rash!"