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This just in: police today finally caught up with one of the
main suspects in the grisly Mayor McCheese homicide....
Maybe there's hotlink protection on that domain; the picture is not showing.
Here it is:
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It's showing now. Maybe it's my browser. :lookingup:
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After being picked out in a photo lineup by the girls who had been working at the Arby's drive through, Ronald McDonald was taken into custody earlier today and charged with indecent exposure and harassment.
Cop : This is what happens when you ask girl scouts to " check out your hot buns ", creep...
Listen you idiots, it was the HAMBURGLAR, , HAM - - BURGLAR, , He has the word BURGLAR in his name, he's the one that did it. Don't you get it? He STEALS things, , He's a BURGLAR, , a ham - - BURGLAR.
Or:
AT-TI-CA!!!!!!! AT-TI-CA!!!!!! AT-TI-CA!!!!!
You're going down hard this time, Circus!
"Heart disease? You can't arrest me for that!"
or
"This McSucks"
Side note, I have a picture of this at my desk at work. It always brings a smile to my face when I see it.
"In the criminal justice system, culinary offenses are considered especially heinous. The dedicated cops who investigate these food-based felonies are members of an elite squad, known as the Special Diners Unit. These are their stories."
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Florida Ronald arrested for getting in argument with Mayor McCheese over who ate the last of the quarter pounders