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Called the Bush Curve, ladies and gentlemen, it's the principle that the level of a person's photogenicity falls as blood alcohol level rises. And unlike the Balmer Peak the level of photogenicity does not suddenly increase at .14 BAC.
"OK, false alarm. Not gonna puke. I'm good."
Not drunk, I was smoking this joint. Good stuff, I have them growing it down in Gitmo. .
This is the number of brain cells I have left...
Bitter beer face!
Compasionate Conservatism, Yeah that's the ticket.
Wincing slightly due to the coldness of her hands, Bush gestured for his security staff to stand down, and that he did not need their assistance in this matter.
Mission accomplished, sobriety vanquished
"He made love to me so hard, it's now this wide!"
"I am commencing to hold it in, Captain!"
Karma to the first one to get the reference
BTW, is that Barbara Bush, the daughter, behind him? I always thought she was the better looking of the Bush Twins. Too bad she's spawned from the goofball beside her.
"It stinks!"
"You should see what I left in the drawer in the big desk in the Oval Office!"