From an upcoming review I'm working on for Time Barbarians...
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Even in barbaric times, many ladies still loved the bling.
Now that I finally got this GD iron underwear off, we can get down to business.
"I think this wrist watch is just a little too big, don't you?"
oh no!...just because you have brought me the giant belt buckle of the Kreb Kin Tar does not mean I have to put out. It is not like you got the the diamond ring of the fairy princess.
"Oh, you have no idea how much an iron chastity belt chafes!
Oh, the joy of the 80's cod-piece...
A barbarian in his natural habitat tries to sex up Rod Stewart.
"The talisman really does grant extra body and hold!"
"Finally I got this off! Been needing to pee all day!"
Oh my god, your jockstrap smells like a dead dwarf!
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After defeating Org and Kag the new clubbing tag team champions Thor and Whore proudly hold the belt.
Because how else can you make two months salary last forever?