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I see you brought your little friend on vacation with you, Captain.
"Vash, I want you to rub peanut butter all over me. Then I want you to spank me and tell me I'm a naughty boy. Then I want you to read me a bedtime story from this book."
(that tells you how much of a Trek geek I am. I actually remembered her character's name :tongueout:)
"Oh Jean-Luc, if only you were a real man like kirk!"
Quit making jokes about my warp coil injector....
"Your phaser has a vibrate setting? Oh, Jeanluc..."
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"Did I tell you that Mario is my cousin? He teached me everything about "plumming", just come with me and I'll show you how to prevent a tube from leaking."
"What cute little tent? I've never gone camping."
How nice of her to loan Picard a swimsuit when he forgot to pack one.
Random Chick
"Why don't you come back?"
Picard
"I'm sorry, Susan, watching two Klingons getting it on does nothing for me!"
"Tell me these shorts look gay, will he? Well, Riker's not the only one who can show up with a beard."