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I've called you all here today because I have a special job for you. Find and deliver to me one Captain James T. Kirk. There's a load of money in it for the guy who brings me Kirk.
Guys on the bottom:
"You can see right up Lord Vader's robe from down here."
"Yeah, I hear his name used to be Annie."
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Okay, viewers: out of all the characters in this picture, only two of them signed on to lucrative licensing contracts. Can you spot them? You have 30 seconds; good luck.
("Jeopardy" theme)
Vader: "I want you to find this nancy-boy Skywalker, I want him DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burned to the GROUND! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna p**s ON HIS ASHES!"
Vader: ok some of the imperials have been complaining about you guys in the food court so your lunch time is going to be restricted to 2 PM till 3 PM. No griping guys, it's not me you know I am all about tolerance but you know how the imperials can get.
Quote from: TheGreatWhiteDope on December 29, 2008, 06:27:25 PM
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Hey, which of of you scum spit down my collar?
"And we call ourselves The Unf**kables" (Stolen from Dave Attell)
or
Fett, go figure into the plot. The rest of you guys, eh, see you at the signings at Dragon*Con.
(Seriously, I wish they had done more with the bounty hunters in the actual film(s).)
Vader: "Ok I'll only ask one more time, which one of you farted?"
"Gentlemen, welcome to the grand opening of Vader's Imperial Lube Shop."
"Hey guys, do you mind keeping it down up there? Some of us have work to do."
The YMCA are recruiting again.
Quote from: Flangepart on December 30, 2008, 05:57:44 PM
Quote from: TheGreatWhiteDope on December 29, 2008, 06:27:25 PM
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Hey, helmut guys... you know there's a hole in the floor...Right
"Can you believe this? How can we build a ship five miles long and forget to put in railings?"
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Hmmm...Note to self: The janitors missed a spot again.
Vader: "Now I know some of you may be jealous of Boba and myself. Fear not, you'll have legions of nerdy fans writing fan fiction based around this one minute cameo for years to come."
"Ah, Lord Vader. I see you've brought the health and safety committee to look at this floor."
"Who took all of my life-size Star Wars action figures out of the package?! I'm telling The Emperor!"
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Kind of surprised the Imperial Health and Safety Administration hasn't said anything about the lack of handrails around these giant holes in the floor yet.
Vader: And Lt. Expendable. Get two coffies, one moca Java light, and some 3 in 1 oil. STAT!