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Despiser
This looks like a film to avoid.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=CEcgGEExCL8&feature=PlayList&p=15D31EA1B302372D&playnext=1&index=2

"Despiser" really is terrible -- I got rid of my copy of it never having been able to watch it all the way through -- It plays as if someone had a $20 budget, some friends, and access to computer graphics.  In one scene, a "supercomputer" is very clearly an ordinary TV set.  Now, all this would be okay if it were funny-horrible, but this one has almost no laughs to speak of, other than the very poor effects & props.
* * *
"Giant Gila Monster", on the other hand, is pretty great B-stuff!  I own the Elvira special edition on VHS.  Just a great time all around --
peter johnson/denny crane

Despiser looks amazing...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQw5DLWXVEs
Here's one of those trailers that makes you not want to see the movie that it's advertising.

I'm working on an interview with the writer/director/producer of "Despiser" right now.  We're mostly discussing what is probably his best-known film, Invader (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/invader/), but "Despiser" also came up.  The budget for "Despiser" was just $35,000.  That is a tiny amount of money to produce a film.

I actually have it on order from Amazon - if they would ever ship the darn DVD.

Actually, given the many horror films today that use effects like Despiser, it looks like that film may have gotten it right.  It looks like a truly good-bad movie with awful effects.  I might have to check that one out.

Quote from: Andrew on December 29, 2008, 10:28:21 PM
I'm working on an interview with the writer/director/producer of "Despiser" right now.  We're mostly discussing what is probably his best-known film, Invader (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/invader/), but "Despiser" also came up.  The budget for "Despiser" was just $35,000.  That is a tiny amount of money to produce a film.

I actually have it on order from Amazon - if they would ever ship the darn DVD.

Well that budget expains the awful computer animation. Still torn to buy this for the enjoyment of a B movie or to ignore it as I wont be able to sit through it.

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EpbafxClIS0&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EpbafxClIS0&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br> this is wonderful and it was filmed in my hometown

Quote from: doggett on December 29, 2008, 05:50:25 PM
Despiser
This looks like a film to avoid.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=CEcgGEExCL8&feature=PlayList&p=15D31EA1B302372D&playnext=1&index=2

Yeeps!...now what film had this trailer on it?...lurking like a cockroach in you big mac...
I mean...now did they budger for blank ammo? reloads are only relitively cheap, ya know...

I actually sat through this movie.  God knows how.  Nothing of any interest happens, but she sure is nice to look at, in a Loni Anderson kind of way.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wgS7Jj6xpY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_ch6Fg5lt0
Good god this film sucked...

Note to self:

Must find Blu-Ray version of "Bronx Executioner"....

Quote from: Javakoala on December 31, 2008, 06:39:38 PM
Note to self:

Must find Blu-Ray version of "Bronx Executioner"....

Fine I warned you but I can't be responsible for any brain damage caused by watching this film. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Szt1hCPVmXE
This film I loved...for all the wrong reasons...

Quote from: The DarkSider on December 31, 2008, 08:21:40 PM

Quote from: Javakoala on December 31, 2008, 06:39:38 PM
Note to self:

Must find Blu-Ray version of "Bronx Executioner"....

Fine I warned you but I can't be responsible for any brain damage caused by watching this film. 

I sat through every stinking minute of Executioner, Part 2.  That made the Polonia Brothers seem like artists of high caliber. I feel fairly immune to anything else that can be thrown my way.

At least they seem to be firing real guns in "Bronx Executioner".

Cherry 2000

Don't worry, it's not porn...sadly.

I sat through every minute of this  :bluesad:


http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ClG_0DwjKL8

The trailer makes it look more bearable than it is....

http://www.youtube.com/v/JjOKf-f-PHA&hl=en&fs=1

Horrible. Just horrible. It's scary how terrible the movie is.

-Jimmybob

There is already a film called Evil Toons...
That was rubbish too. Check it out on the imdb.

Quote from: doggett on January 01, 2009, 08:39:45 PM
There is already a film called Evil Toons...
That was rubbish too. Check it out on the imdb.

The trailer posted above is for "Terror Toons."  For some reason I thought that the two movies were named the same thing when I first heard about "Terror Toons" as well.  I still haven't watched "Terror Toons."  There is a capsule review for "Evil Toons" here:

http://www.badmovies.org/capsules/e/eviltoons/

"Evil Toon" would have been a better title, considering that there is just one evil cartoon spirit, and it spends most of the movie disguised as the one girl...

QuoteThat made the Polonia Brothers seem like artists of high caliber.

Wow. That's pretty bold statement there, partner. Sounds liks a must-see.

Quote from: Raffine on January 01, 2009, 09:42:42 PM

QuoteThat made the Polonia Brothers seem like artists of high caliber.

Wow. That's pretty bold statement there, partner. Sounds liks a must-see.

Oh, I wouldn't dream of denying you the pain.  Look for Video Asia's Grindhouse Experience sets.  It's on one of them.  May God have mercy on you.

Quote from: doggett on January 01, 2009, 08:39:45 PM
There is already a film called Evil Toons...
That was rubbish too. Check it out on the imdb.

At least it was not quite so bad as this.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=pvW0WsOkHJk

Quote from: Javakoala on January 02, 2009, 12:03:04 AM

Quote from: Raffine on January 01, 2009, 09:42:42 PM

QuoteThat made the Polonia Brothers seem like artists of high caliber.

Wow. That's pretty bold statement there, partner. Sounds liks a must-see.

Oh, I wouldn't dream of denying you the pain.  Look for Video Asia's Grindhouse Experience sets.  It's on one of them.  May God have mercy on you.

Thanks for the tip.

It's on the first set, which also includes THE CHILDREN. That's one one where the school bus load of kiddies gets bombarded by some radioactive gas which naturally turns 'em into flesh-melting mutants. 'Been needing to see that one for a while.

The set's also got MANDINGA, which I guess is a sort of feminine version of MANDINGO.  :smile:

Quote from: Raffine on January 02, 2009, 05:07:14 PM

Quote from: Javakoala on January 02, 2009, 12:03:04 AM

Quote from: Raffine on January 01, 2009, 09:42:42 PM

QuoteThat made the Polonia Brothers seem like artists of high caliber.

Wow. That's pretty bold statement there, partner. Sounds liks a must-see.

Oh, I wouldn't dream of denying you the pain.  Look for Video Asia's Grindhouse Experience sets.  It's on one of them.  May God have mercy on you.

Thanks for the tip.

It's on the first set, which also includes THE CHILDREN. That's one one where the school bus load of kiddies gets bombarded by some radioactive gas which naturally turns 'em into flesh-melting mutants. 'Been needing to see that one for a while.

The set's also got MANDINGA, which I guess is a sort of feminine version of MANDINGO.  :smile:

Woe is to you if you have watched "Mandinga".  It does have rather creative casting, using whites and Hispanics without benefit of any makeup as African slaves.  The dubbing for the slaves is...well, insulting, with lots of "Yas'sir, Massa!" I wish I was kidding.  The first half comes across like a variation on the SS camp soft-core films with slaves (both women and men) being tied up and raped to the SAME DAMN MUSIC over and over and over and over again and again and again....  Then someone decided to include a story to this mess.  It could have worked, too, if there weren't holes in it as big as a 50-year veteran hooker's snatch.  Utterly sad.

Still, far more watchable than "Executioner, Part 2".  Grass dying naturally of old age is more watchable than that movie.

" In the tradition of 'E.T.' and 'Close Encounters of the Third Kind'."
http://www.videodetective.com/movies/NUKIE/trailer/P00004474.htm (http://www.videodetective.com/movies/NUKIE/trailer/P00004474.htm)

I recorded this movie off TV a while back.  Still haven't gotten around to watching it, oddly enough...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw9ReA5H7ZY#

Quote from: Jack on January 05, 2009, 09:02:51 AM
I recorded this movie off TV a while back.  Still haven't gotten around to watching it, oddly enough...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw9ReA5H7ZY#

Well that film looked confusing. So the guy is doing all of the killing in revenge?

Still Troll 2 had to be awful. I might have forgiven the film if it had been called Goblins but no its called Troll 2....

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9KCct4RwLNM

Quote from: MrPassmore on January 05, 2009, 09:17:27 AM
Well that film looked confusing. So the guy is doing all of the killing in revenge?

I believe he eats some radioactive turkey, which leaves him with a taste for blood.  And turns him into a turkey.  I'm sort of confused as well  :teddyr:

Quote from: Jack on January 05, 2009, 11:24:50 AM

Quote from: MrPassmore on January 05, 2009, 09:17:27 AM
Well that film looked confusing. So the guy is doing all of the killing in revenge?

I believe he eats some radioactive turkey, which leaves him with a taste for blood.  And turns him into a turkey.  I'm sort of confused as well  :teddyr:

Well that partly explains the weird mask in the trailer.

It makes about as much sense as Sex and Blood nightmare where the ghost of a rapest runs round killing people inbetween random sex scenes. He is finally killed by his own reflection.... :lookingup:

Maybe I should take up drugs or drinking while watching these films...  :drink: LOL

BEHOLD: The asylum of satan!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etync_kW99A
The music is funky :bouncegiggle:
Also, you should check out this site: http://www.trailerclub70.com/
it has a lot (well, not really a lot ) of bad movie trailers.

Since we've been discussion the incomparable Andy Milligan on another thread, here's the trailer to his classic GURU, THE MAD MONK:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_PBoy0n34E

It gives you a pretty good idea of what to expect in his films.

And speaking of classics, can you imagine the editors trying to keep a straight face while assembling this deadpan trailer for filmdom's arguably goofiest monster?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sKGz-hQ0yg

Quote from: Jack on January 05, 2009, 09:02:51 AM
I recorded this movie off TV a while back.  Still haven't gotten around to watching it, oddly enough...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw9ReA5H7ZY#

I demand that you watch this movie IMMEDIATELY!  BLOOD FREAK is the greatest Christian anti-drug gore movie of all time!  (IMO)  I can't believe you've let this treasure sit on a shelf unwatched!

Still one of the worst I've ever reviewed...and one of the most popular in recent years. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUEK6FlOmkY

You people have absolutely no sympathy for my small income; otherwise, you wouldn't tempt me with all of this garbage to desire and covet.

Quote from: Jack on January 05, 2009, 09:02:51 AM
I recorded this movie off TV a while back.  Still haven't gotten around to watching it, oddly enough...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw9ReA5H7ZY#

You recorded this off TV?  Where?  When?  WTF?  No place around here shows fun garbage like this.  I had to buy the DVD.

Quote from: Javakoala on January 05, 2009, 09:53:16 PM

Quote from: Jack on January 05, 2009, 09:02:51 AM
I recorded this movie off TV a while back.  Still haven't gotten around to watching it, oddly enough...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw9ReA5H7ZY#

You recorded this off TV?  Where?  When?  WTF?  No place around here shows fun garbage like this.  I had to buy the DVD.

Jack can answer this better than I can, but I believe it was shown on TMC's cult movie show TCM Underground (http://www.tcm.com/2008/underground/index.jsp) (don't know if it was uncut).  I keep meaning to check out the show, but it airs in the wee hours on weekends. Some decent fare has shown up there, including a rare screening of FASTER p***yCAT and even SKIDOO (if I didn't dream that one).

Quote from: Raffine on January 05, 2009, 04:07:11 PM


And speaking of classics, can you imagine the editors trying to keep a straight face while assembling this deadpan trailer for filmdom's arguably goofiest monster?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sKGz-hQ0yg

Was that a real film?

I seen some awful looking monsters but that takes the biscuit.

Quote from: Javakoala on January 05, 2009, 09:53:16 PM
You recorded this off TV?  Where?  When?  WTF?  No place around here shows fun garbage like this.  I had to buy the DVD.

Yup, Turner Classic Movies, must have been a few days after Christmas, and in the middle of the night.

Okay Rev., I'll watch it  :teddyr:  If not tonight, then this weekend, promise!

And here I am without cable.....

Quote from: MrPassmore on January 06, 2009, 04:26:57 AM

Quote from: Raffine on January 05, 2009, 04:07:11 PM


And speaking of classics, can you imagine the editors trying to keep a straight face while assembling this deadpan trailer for filmdom's arguably goofiest monster?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sKGz-hQ0yg

Was that a real film?

I seen some awful looking monsters but that takes the biscuit.

The sad thing is that the actors had no idea what the monster looked like.  They played it straight and thought they were just doing the average monster movie.  Then they saw what they were fighting against when the film was released.  Wow.  And I'm sure they didn't even get a kiss after the screwing they got.

Hey, nobody gave Passmore the title:

Yes, Virginia Passmore, there really is a "The Giant Claw" -- read  Andrew's review on this very website!!

peter johnson/denny craw

Funny thing about THE GIANT CLAW is, apart from the ridiculous puppet buzzard, it's actually a reasonably well-made and effective 50s style sci-fi/horror film.


Here's possibly the most deceptive trailer ever unleased:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIsI7CwjH3M

I remember seeing this trailer at the theater and being convinced that the LEPUS - whatever the hell it was - was gonna be truly terrifying.

Note: this is an example of how low on everyone's radar the original Star Trek series was in 1972. One of the lead actors in this is DeForrest Kelly, and he's not even mentioned in the ad. Paul Fix is, but not Dr. McCoy.

Today it's bunnies...

Tomorrow Hamsters!!!!!

WILL IT EVER END  :bluesad:

Quote from: doggett on January 07, 2009, 02:42:16 PM
Today it's bunnies...

Tomorrow Hamsters!!!!!

WILL IT EVER END  :bluesad:

Mutated killer giant squirrel monster in "Class Of Nuke 'em High, Part 2".

Try this turkey on for size.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MlsWoI162I

LOL.  If I ever see somebody driving straight towards me with a bulldozer, I think I'll just stand there and scream until I get squashed  :teddyr:

The "Death Machines" is...well, it kinda...no...you see, it really...this thing is awful.  But so effin' funny.  I really will watch this one again and again because it is SO DAMN STUPID!!!!!  You have to see this thing to believe it.  I'm surprised it doesn't have some warped cult following.

It's nice they got Terry Gilliam to do the 'DEATH MACHINE' title animation, though.  :teddyr:

That one guy does a good drop when he's supposed to be shot in the face. BAM!

Bad film, bad trailer... :bluesad:
I watched this tonight and I was losing the will to live.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_SCLMJ30Nok

Quote from: doggett on January 08, 2009, 06:39:35 PM
Bad film, bad trailer... :bluesad:
I watched this tonight and I was losing the will to live.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_SCLMJ30Nok

Chicks, boobs and guns do not always translate into fun.  Sorry you saw this. 

Quote from: Javakoala on January 09, 2009, 07:11:05 AM

Chicks, boobs and guns do not always translate into fun.  Sorry you saw this. 

Thanks. :smile:

That means a lot to me.

Oh, man it was bad. And not in a nice way.  :bluesad:

They show no dialogue in the trailer because even the film makers can't put up with her "acting".

No relation to Samurai anything. A lot of relation to acting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFvoxWFKPoI

Go apesh!t!  :bouncegiggle:


...QUEEN KONG! (I MUST see this one...!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlHxg2UzCag

...but that looks like Kubrick compared to the MIGHTY GORGA!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dk3jUxjfKKg

...what do you get when you take silent movie footage and mix in newer scences with a guy in a white gorilla suit? Uhmmm...WHITE GORILLA (duh!)....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6bmwyC8hIM

The oldies are the best, folks :teddyr:
"very unnatural ladies", apparently.


http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=KfDcN1_8hX8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVnG15foHUM

Quote from: The DarkSider on January 13, 2009, 08:37:22 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVnG15foHUM

1:12-What's on her head ?
She seems to be wearing the front of a moped.

I love THE WHITE GORILLA - it's one of my favorites. The spectacle of Ray "Crash" Corrigan kidnapping himself in the white gorilla suit and interacting with actors filmed twenty years earlier raises this one above all other cheap jungle gorilla epics. I particularly like how the fate of most of the cast, including a chunky jungle boy, is explained with the throwaway line "Oh, all we found was a bunch of skeletons."  :smile:

Even though I had a copy of it on one of those 50 movie packs I got the 'Special Edition' version with THE BRIDE AND THE BEAST (screenplay by Ed Wood, Jr.) last year. The commentary by Tom Weaver and gorilla suit expert Bob Burns is worth the price of admission.

(http://i479.photobucket.com/albums/rr154/Raffine/51-dfmS5UdL__SS500_.jpg)

WHITE PONGO (1945) is a similar movie featuring Corrigan and his white gorilla suit, but it's not nearly as much fun.

I've poted this before, but I must have misposted it, cause I can't find it anywhere.
So..BEHOLD!
The asylum of satan!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etync_kW99A
The music is funky...

Come on! We can't let this thread die!
Here's a horrible trailer for a horrible movie:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SpTg1DU9qs
Best part: at the end, the dramatic voice says:blahblahblah..rated: PG!!! (the horror)

Quote from: Cthulhu on January 18, 2009, 02:09:40 PM
Come on! We can't let this thread die!
Here's a horrible trailer for a horrible movie:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SpTg1DU9qs
Best part: at the end, the dramatic voice says:blahblahblah..rated: PG!!! (the horror)

Oddly enough, this boring thing was released in 3D.  It shows up on Mill Creek's Tales Of Terror 50-movie set, and it is either a bad transfer or it still has the 3D elements in some of the scenes.  The print is so bad that even if it is the 3D version, using glasses would cause a headache as big as the movie itself does.  But, yeah, it was pretty gory.  Not surprisingly, there are a number of movies out there that were released as PG and GP that had a shocking amount of gore and violence in them.  "Blood and Lace" is a prime example of this.  Bloody, sleazy, sick and evil...and rated GP.  I wish I could find it on DVD, but it just isn't out there.

And here is the trailer for "Blood and Lace"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hM4BWijNuXg

And while looking for "Blood and Lace", I found this little gem.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkjTiopO268

Quote from: Javakoala on January 18, 2009, 02:33:41 PM

Quote from: Cthulhu on January 18, 2009, 02:09:40 PM
Come on! We can't let this thread die!
Here's a horrible trailer for a horrible movie:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SpTg1DU9qs
Best part: at the end, the dramatic voice says:blahblahblah..rated: PG!!! (the horror)

Oddly enough, this boring thing was released in 3D.  It shows up on Mill Creek's Tales Of Terror 50-movie set, and it is either a bad transfer or it still has the 3D elements in some of the scenes.  The print is so bad that even if it is the 3D version, using glasses would cause a headache as big as the movie itself does.  But, yeah, it was pretty gory.  Not surprisingly, there are a number of movies out there that were released as PG and GP that had a shocking amount of gore and violence in them.  "Blood and Lace" is a prime example of this.  Bloody, sleazy, sick and evil...and rated GP.  I wish I could find it on DVD, but it just isn't out there.

Yeah, I watched it yesterday and the beginning was..well, it was too BLUE for a 2-D movie. But there's barely any blood in it.
Btw, awesome trailers. Good to see grindhouse revived :teddyr:

Demons At The Door. The trailer is actually better than the movie  :bouncegiggle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j4XOoeDVKY

Classic bad VHS preview trailer for The Loch Ness Horror:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXNg-2c62aw

Panther Squad Trailer. 3 minutes of torture:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc43O-WMCxA

Bad trailer, fun flick. One of my 80s favorites. Terror At Tenkiller:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoKvgdhMRIo

Quote from: hellbilly on January 18, 2009, 04:06:21 PM
Demons At The Door. The trailer is actually better than the movie  :bouncegiggle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j4XOoeDVKY


Bad trailer, fun flick. One of my 80s favorites. Terror At Tenkiller:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoKvgdhMRIo

What the hell is it with the Christian gore films?

And I went to college near Lake Tenkiller.  The scene where the two chicks are talking outside a red brick building was shot on the college campus where I went to school.  And, no that isn't in the trailer, but Hellbilly may remember what I'm talking about.  If you liked this turkey, check out "Blood Cult", "Revenge" and "The Ripper", as they were all made by the same bunch of folks.

"Blood Cult"  Yeah, try to figure out the shocking revelation. If you want it to be a surprise, don't show it, idiots!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM6RjB4pnFU

The slightly better and funnier sequel, "Revenge"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZVAz9JZi-A

And the truly pointless "The Ripper".  And, yes, that really is Tom Savini, but he did NOT do the makeup for the film.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9nYZDUXaRw

Quote
If you liked this turkey, check out "Blood Cult", "Revenge" and "The Ripper", as they were all made by the same bunch of folks.

I own the Blood Cult DVD set. "Revenge" is the only one I happen to watch more often.

The Forbidden Dance:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0uLH8MnHzU

Herschell Gorden Lewis' SHE-DEVILS ON WHEELS: A personal favorite:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0SjqEhKMis

PIN DOWN GIRLS:  At four minutes this trailer must qualify for some kind of epic status. I'm guessing there is absolutely no reason to watch the film - all the best stuff's right here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJgodLFs89A&feature=channel_page

We need some Al Adamson...
DRACULA vs. FRANKENSTEIN...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGspm80jaZg

Ray Dennis Steckler...
The INCREDIBLY STRANGE CREATURES WHO STOPPED LIVING and BECAME MIXED UP ZOMBIES...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMMkrdy1_0I

...andof course...Jerry Warren...

WILD WORLD of BBBATWOMAN aka SHE WAS A HIPPY VAMPIRE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VK17XdAzN4

Dracula AD 1972 (1972)

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=MgHJXWndJVw

This film is pure genius  :thumbup:

QuoteDracula AD 1972 (1972) This film is pure genius 

Well, the pre-title sequence is one of the best and most exciting scenes in any of the Hammer horror films.  :smile:

Cristopher Lee!!!!   :buggedout: :buggedout: :bouncegiggle:

Quote from: ds21 on January 20, 2009, 01:53:33 PM
Cristopher Lee!!!!   :buggedout: :buggedout: :bouncegiggle:

And "he's waiting to freak you out. Right out of this world."

Quote from: jimmybob on January 01, 2009, 07:07:25 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/JjOKf-f-PHA&hl=en&fs=1

Horrible. Just horrible. It's scary how terrible the movie is.

-Jimmybob

I love how the monkey sound is ripped from System Shock 2...;)

Where can I find this movie?  It looks like pure horrible gold.

Day Of The Ax:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OK-uwY9T4OY

Horrible trailer but I kinda enjoyed the movie  :bluesad:

Quote from: ds21 on January 21, 2009, 01:07:52 AM

Quote from: jimmybob on January 01, 2009, 07:07:25 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/JjOKf-f-PHA&hl=en&fs=1

Horrible. Just horrible. It's scary how terrible the movie is.

-Jimmybob

I love how the monkey sound is ripped from System Shock 2...;)

Where can I find this movie?  It looks like pure horrible gold.

You know, I have no clue. I caught it one day on TV.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0324213/ -You can try look around. It might be on Amazon.

-Jimmybob

Terror Toons is available in shops. I've seen it !
I used to be you could only buy stuff like this in online shops...

Warning!!! There be boobs in this here trailer... :wink:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUHb9DmD_8M

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Kpyc4nuevg
:teddyr:

Never saw HCH, but THE LOST EMPIRE is one of my favorite bad movies of ALL time!!!!

Quote from: indianasmith on March 09, 2009, 06:02:39 PM
Never saw HCH, but THE LOST EMPIRE is one of my favorite bad movies of ALL time!!!!

Glad to hear.
I just bought it and I'm waiting for it to arrive.
I bet it's great!!!

Galaxy of Terror

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oW7rJy2wGcc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0nia43KQjo

WARNING : Boobs ahead !!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLTUV1RitPM

Sasquatch Assault (2009)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riZfMcQd2wk

I'm really looking forward to this one though. It's reeking with fun cheese.

9VQxYMHX-YE


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VQxYMHX-YE

This trailer's pretty bad because you really don't get much information about what the film is about.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6xdv9RqFtw&feature=related

WARNING! SPOILERS IN THE TRAILER!
Wicked, wicked. Just listen to the lounge singer. She is BAD. And I mean BAD.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5e3ttvlymI

A NIGHT TO DISMEMBER trailer...beware...Doris Wishman horror!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kmb34upfAro

The VAMPIRES NIGHT ORGY...this actually looks pretty cool....!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phxtFVHfQgg

This trailer is so bad I couldn't sit the whole way through it. :bouncegiggle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikJ3t_tZf-E

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPgZcW8MCaA

You've got to be kidding me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa7ck5mcd1o

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The title is a little off . . . MEGA Shark vs. GIANT Octopus . . . I dunno . . . how about MEGA Shark vs. Octo-TITAN?  That has a better ring to it!

Quote from: hellbilly on May 13, 2009, 01:45:57 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa7ck5mcd1o

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Actually, that's one of the most interesting looking trailers I've seen in a while as far as new movies are concerned.  I love the title.  It's nice and to the point like "Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man" or "Godzilla vs. the Smog Monster."  The only big gripe I have with it is the CGI.  If they had used Harryhausen-style stop-motion or even rubber suits instead, I'd probably want to see this movie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8KqSPvzaj0

I never heard of this movie but came across the trailer while looking for something else.  I actually like this trailer and think the movie looks like it would be about ten million times better than Star Wars, but I'm sure many of you will think it's absolutely dreadful, so enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzfuNSpP0RA