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Title: Intruder gets "the squeeze"
Post by: sprite75 on December 31, 2008, 01:53:54 AM

Michael G. Dick of Gresham, Oregon broke into the home of an 88 year old woman. How did the woman respond? By giving his marbles a good squeeze (http://www.salem-news.com/articles/december302008/naked_invader_12-30-08.php).

Ouch. Just hearing about that story made that region of my body tense up in just a tiny little bit of sympathy.

Title: Re: Intruder gets "the squeeze"
Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on December 31, 2008, 03:05:02 PM

I love hearing these sorts of stories. Not due to the marble racking, but the victim not being a victim. Aother Portland story:
http://www.kgw.com/news-local/stories/kgw_082008_news_parkland_barista.17c20021.html

Bikini barista throws boiling water on cross-dressing flasher

Boiled Marbles!
-Ed

Title: Re: Intruder gets "the squeeze"
Post by: Psycho Circus on December 31, 2008, 03:09:33 PM

That old lady is a pervert. :drink:

Title: Re: Intruder gets "the squeeze"
Post by: ghouck on December 31, 2008, 03:57:57 PM

Quote from: Circus_Circus on December 31, 2008, 03:09:33 PM
That old lady is a pervert. :drink:

Yea, , I can't believe someone would use being burglarized as an opportunity to cop a cheap feel. :bouncegiggle:

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