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"Not The One!"
"You see this device? This, sir, is a Gaydar array. And it lights up like a christmas tree when I point it at you."
With all this fur I must protect myself with this device from PETA.
Spare some change buddy?
Sir, would you please to help an Uzbeki gentleman who cannot figure to use your fancy American egg timers?
...So, the dog peed on it, & now everytime I try to change the channel, the microwave comes on, & my pacemaker starts vibrating & playing this annoying midi of "Love Me Tender"...
...It's a suppository...