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Title: The Gate II
Post by: Draug on January 08, 2009, 10:38:22 AM
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Jessica swore she would never go on a blind date again.
Title: Re: The Gate II
Post by: BTM on January 08, 2009, 03:21:32 PM
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She didn't think the situation could get any worse, but when suddenly, the creature, speaking in a southern drawl, said, "You ever seen Urotosukidoji?" she knew things were about to get much, much worse!
Title: Re: The Gate II
Post by: Mr. DS on January 08, 2009, 10:10:58 PM
These exotic dog breeds have gone a bit too far. 
Title: Re: The Gate II
Post by: Draug on January 11, 2009, 04:37:34 AM
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Monster: "What, do I have a pimple on my nose?"
Title: Re: The Gate II
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on January 11, 2009, 06:32:04 PM
SWF seeking tall, dark, and demonic.  Must be a non-smoker, tolerate opera, and love kittens.  All interested, meet me in the Dark Abyss outside Purgatory.
Title: Re: The Gate II
Post by: AndyC on January 13, 2009, 03:39:59 PM
"Table for one?"
Title: Re: The Gate II
Post by: meQal on January 13, 2009, 10:21:17 PM
Monster-"OK, you take the nude photos and I'll handle the phone calls. We are going to make a fortune with our new 900 number."
Title: Re: The Gate II
Post by: indianasmith on January 13, 2009, 11:41:13 PM
HOW ABOUT A KISS, SIS???
Title: Re: The Gate II
Post by: Skull on January 14, 2009, 02:01:52 PM
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Take my hand and I'll show you moves that Patrick Swayze has missed.
Title: Re: The Gate II
Post by: AndyC on January 14, 2009, 02:04:47 PM
"The board of health says there's something wrong with the water, but I haven't noticed anything."
Title: Re: The Gate II
Post by: Draug on January 14, 2009, 04:12:43 PM
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Girl: "Cthulhu Fhtagn! Cthulhu Fhtagn!"
Monster: "Eh, I think you've come to the wrong place. Try the second door to the right."
Title: Re: The Gate II
Post by: WingedSerpent on January 14, 2009, 08:25:54 PM
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When they said you had movie star looks-I wasn't thinking 20 Million Miles to Earth
Title: Re: The Gate II
Post by: archivesofthedead on January 25, 2009, 04:42:12 PM
"No little lady, I'm not made of these rocks".
Title: Re: The Gate II
Post by: TheDope on January 29, 2009, 09:43:34 PM

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Okay, Once more; my name is Seth Brundle and I left my teleport machine down here somewhere and if you'll help me find it, I promise to get you Geena Davis' autograph, okay?
Title: Re: The Gate II
Post by: JJ80 on January 31, 2009, 11:51:56 PM
"Nina not terribly enamoured with her new ballet partner...."
Title: Re: The Gate II
Post by: AndyC on February 02, 2009, 09:30:22 AM
Seems eHarmony.com is not entirely infallible.
Title: Re: The Gate II
Post by: Pennywise on March 13, 2009, 12:03:13 AM
"I was supposed to meet Pumpkinhead and Susan here. Are YOU my blind date? Why do I always get hooked up with the short ones?"
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