I'm watching a Polonia Bros movies as I type these words.
OMFG!
hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahhhahahaha
:buggedout:
So this 'movie' ("Blood Red Planet" seems to have stolen, er, I mean sampled, SFX clips from all over the place. Just now a CGI space ship that looks suspiciously like something from a Babylon 5 video game flew across screen for the 3-5 seconds that you're allowed to legally clip something for [then] the scene cut to a ultra cheap looking model set blowing up. . . By which I mean someone shook the table on which this hodge podge of, uhm, junk had been stacked just as a smoke bomb had been ignited in the center and. .
KAL!
hahahahaha
It just cut to a cheezy screen grab of what was supposed to be a computer and it was labeled KAl. . . oooooOOOOOOhhHHHHhhh there goes that Bab 5 ship again. . ..
KAL: A meeting has been called <. . .> all personell will attend.*
Cut to: the characters taking off their dollar store headphones as they sit in front of old tandy era computers and. . . and. . .
hahahahHAHAHAHAhahahahahahaha
:bouncegiggle:
(*) I should point out why this is hilarious. Simply put the computer voice displays more emotion than most of the cast!
edited for clarity and to correct grammar/syntax
Favorite bits of dialogue so far:
"For the first time since the dawn of man kind we have a common enemy maybe now we'll stop killing each other." (Said deadpan as one long rambling run-on sentence.)
"Screw scientific logic."
"Uh-oh. This is bad."
"Go ahead and kill something else you moron."
Wow. That got so painfully bad I had to cut it off. Now to hide the DVD somewhere I wont find it for another couple of years. :teddyr:
And now I return you to your normal forum posting.
Quote from: Kester Pelagius on January 10, 2009, 12:48:10 AM
Wow. That got so painfully bad I had to cut it off. Now to hide the DVD somewhere I wont find it for another couple of years. :teddyr:.
Bah, lightweight!
Blood Red Planet was awexsome, the corruption, the brutality, the sacrifice! ...The bleeding-heart computer. ...The alien puppet that reappeared in PREYLIEN. Everything top-notch and more. :teddyr:
Quote from: Mr. Briggs Inc. on January 10, 2009, 09:21:31 AM
Quote from: Kester Pelagius on January 10, 2009, 12:48:10 AM
Wow. That got so painfully bad I had to cut it off. Now to hide the DVD somewhere I wont find it for another couple of years. :teddyr:.
Bah, lightweight!
Blood Red Planet was awexsome, the corruption, the brutality, the sacrifice! ...The bleeding-heart computer. ...The alien puppet that reappeared in PREYLIEN. Everything top-notch and more. :teddyr:
I made it as far as the downed flying saucer but just couldn't take seeing the underside of egg cartons and muffin tins anymore. :wink: