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Adorable but wimpy posh squirrels vs. their rowdy tough-as-nails hillbilly cousins:
WHO WILL BE THE VICTOR?
Loyal British citizens are being encourage to catch and eat American invader macho gray squirrels because they are decimating the population of cute but decidedly wimpy English red ones.
There are two camps on the tastiness of the yank rodents. Some report "Their lovely flavor tasted of the nuts they nibbled" while others find they have "a greasy texture and unpleasant taste".
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/07/dining/07squirrel.html (http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/07/dining/07squirrel.html)
Circus Circus, JJ80, doggett, and other English members of this board are encouraged to immediately hunt down a few gray squirrels and eat 'em up - for Queen and Country.
Note: Squirrel-flavored crisps don't count.
EDIT: My God, those English quirrels are adorable!
Quote from: Raffine on January 14, 2009, 02:26:21 PM
Circus Circus, JJ80, doggett, and English members of this board are encouraged to immediately hunt down a few gray squirrels and eat 'em up - for Queen and Country.
I won't ever do a god-damn thing for queen OR country! This place can rot in hell :hatred:
Quote from: Circus_Circus on January 14, 2009, 02:28:46 PM
Quote from: Raffine on January 14, 2009, 02:26:21 PM
Circus Circus, JJ80, doggett, and English members of this board are encouraged to immediately hunt down a few gray squirrels and eat 'em up - for Queen and Country.
I won't ever do a god-damn thing for queen OR country! This place can rot in hell :hatred:
But the squirrels, man,
THE SQUIRRELS!
Quote from: Circus_Circus on January 14, 2009, 02:28:46 PM
Quote from: Raffine on January 14, 2009, 02:26:21 PM
Circus Circus, JJ80, doggett, and English members of this board are encouraged to immediately hunt down a few gray squirrels and eat 'em up - for Queen and Country.
I won't ever do a god-damn thing for queen OR country! This place can rot in hell :hatred:
I'll save the country *Cpt. Britain theme music...if it had any*
I'm too fond of Doctor Who, Ashes to Ashes and 2000AD to let it fall in to the hands of yank squirrels!!!!
Quote from: Raffine on January 14, 2009, 02:30:46 PM
Quote from: Circus_Circus on January 14, 2009, 02:28:46 PM
Quote from: Raffine on January 14, 2009, 02:26:21 PM
Circus Circus, JJ80, doggett, and English members of this board are encouraged to immediately hunt down a few gray squirrels and eat 'em up - for Queen and Country.
I won't ever do a god-damn thing for queen OR country! This place can rot in hell :hatred:
But the squirrels, man, THE SQUIRRELS!
It's okay, I know you're scared. We're all scared... :bluesad:
But if we stick together we can over come any obstacle...
-insert cheesy music here-
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=cDZCFHaOCMw&feature=related
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Quote from: Circus_Circus on January 14, 2009, 02:43:13 PM
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Um, aren't the Red ones on our side....
"It's the way of the new world" :teddyr:
Hey, I'm a traitor :tongueout:
Quote from: Circus_Circus on January 14, 2009, 02:50:50 PM
"It's the way of the new world" :teddyr:
Hey, I'm a traitor :tongueout:
The Red S' needs our help...
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