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This film shocked me. I loved it. Burt Reynolds should have got an Oscar :teddyr:
I can't say what the plot is, but I don't think it matters. It made me laugh. :bouncegiggle:

How about you lot...

Don't make me the only person who liked it.

Burt Reynolds single handedly saves this movie.  Demi Moore looks gorgeous in it but her performance is terrible.

Quote from: Torgo on January 14, 2009, 07:19:50 PM
Burt Reynolds single handedly saves this movie.  Demi Moore looks gorgeous in it but her performance is terrible.

He does more than save it.
He is the movie.

If this film was Jurassic Park he'd be the dinosaurs!!!

(http://mtblog.glamour.com/sex-love-life/blogs/single-ish/2008/08/27/0827-demi-moore-striptease_da02.jpg)   :thumbup: :thumbup:

Awful, just awful, IMO.  :bluesad:

That movie was about as funny as the idea of nailing Mr. Happy to a table then running in the opposite direction. I hated it. Poor performances by the entire cast.

Overall, I liked it.  Any movie that has Burt Reynolds, Robert Patrick, and Demi Moore naked is good.

Absolutely awful.  I sort of liked it.   :wink:  But it's no SHOWGIRLS.

Those rock hard mangoes Demi Moore had bolted to her chest were the most frightening image in any 1996 horror movie. 

Feh.

Read the novel by Carl Hiaasen instead.

I actually enjoy doing a little striptease from time to time, so yay!


...what? ... oh, you mean the movie. This is not some kind of "t or a" thread?  Hm... haven't seen the movie...oh well.......

Awful, awful movie.  I didn't even think Burt Reynolds was very good in it.  Demi gets her (fake) tits out.  So what?  She'd been naked in other movies before this one.  Just a terrible, awful movie.

Yay.

Burt Reynolds wearing nothing but undies, a black leather vest, a cowboy hat n' cowboy boots, and lots of lotion, sniffing lint?

Brilliant!

As Rev. Powell said though... it's no Showgirls.

I think I watched a half hour before turning it off. 

Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 15, 2009, 08:41:54 PM
Absolutely awful.  I sort of liked it.   :wink:  But it's no SHOWGIRLS.

Those rock hard mangoes Demi Moore had bolted to her chest were the most frightening image in any 1996 horror movie. 

LOL  :bouncegiggle:  :thumbup:

Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 15, 2009, 08:41:54 PM
Absolutely awful.  I sort of liked it.   :wink:  But it's no SHOWGIRLS.

Those rock hard mangoes Demi Moore had bolted to her chest were the most frightening image in any 1996 horror movie. 

I draw the line at Showgirls. :thumbdown:

Quote from: Raffine on January 15, 2009, 08:47:39 PM
Feh.

Read the novel by Carl Hiaasen instead.

Raffine is right. The novel is much better. Demi's movies are alright as long as she doesn't have any "creative input".

Quote from: doggett on January 20, 2009, 09:12:12 AM

Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 15, 2009, 08:41:54 PM
Absolutely awful.  I sort of liked it.   :wink:  But it's no SHOWGIRLS.

Those rock hard mangoes Demi Moore had bolted to her chest were the most frightening image in any 1996 horror movie. 

I draw the line at Showgirls. :thumbdown:

SHOWGIRLS > STRIPTEASE in every way!

Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 20, 2009, 05:40:38 PM

Quote from: doggett on January 20, 2009, 09:12:12 AM

Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 15, 2009, 08:41:54 PM
Absolutely awful.  I sort of liked it.   :wink:  But it's no SHOWGIRLS.

Those rock hard mangoes Demi Moore had bolted to her chest were the most frightening image in any 1996 horror movie. 

I draw the line at Showgirls. :thumbdown:

SHOWGIRLS > STRIPTEASE in every way!

Showgirls isn't fit to lick Striptease's boots.
Showgirls wakes up every morning and wishes it was Striptease. :smile:

Quote from: The DarkSider on January 16, 2009, 12:46:25 PM
I think I watched a half hour before turning it off. 

You made it a half hour? You're stronger than me...

They should show this movie to terrorists as a torture technique...

Quote from: doggett on January 20, 2009, 07:52:21 PM

Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 20, 2009, 05:40:38 PM

Quote from: doggett on January 20, 2009, 09:12:12 AM

Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 15, 2009, 08:41:54 PM
Absolutely awful.  I sort of liked it.   :wink:  But it's no SHOWGIRLS.

Those rock hard mangoes Demi Moore had bolted to her chest were the most frightening image in any 1996 horror movie. 

I draw the line at Showgirls. :thumbdown:

SHOWGIRLS > STRIPTEASE in every way!

Showgirls isn't fit to lick Striptease's boots.
Showgirls wakes up every morning and wishes it was Striptease. :smile:

SHOWGIRLS doesn't roll that way.  It makes STRIPTEASE lick it's boots, and makes it bark like a dog while doing so.
Demi Moore got her breasts done at the SHOWGIRLS clinic for insecure actresses.   :smile:

Quote from: doggett on January 20, 2009, 07:52:21 PM
Showgirls wakes up every morning and wishes it was Striptease. :smile:

Got to disagree with you on that one.  Striptease was made as an actual comedy. Showgirls was made completely with a straight face but wound up being one of the most unintentionally funny movies ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn1CG-XDwPs

Showgirls is awful in a good way for many reasons.  I think the number one for me is Berkley's laughable way over the top performance. 

Quote from: The DarkSider on January 20, 2009, 09:33:43 PM
Showgirls is awful in a good way for many reasons.  I think the number one for me is Berkley's laughable way over the top performance. 

Definitely.  She's one of the worst actresses.  Like on Saved by the Bell with her whole 'caffeine pill' addiction. 

Showgirls is just a complete hot mess of a movie, that I just love to sit down and watch.  Even bought myself a dvd copy.  Striptease is a movie I liked, but not enough to warrant a purchase on dvd.

Quote from: Torgo on January 20, 2009, 09:28:10 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn1CG-XDwPs

That clip is funnier than anything on "Married With Children"

Quote from: HappyGilmore on January 20, 2009, 10:26:46 PM

Showgirls is just a complete hot mess of a movie, that I just love to sit down and watch.  Even bought myself a dvd copy.  Striptease is a movie I liked, but not enough to warrant a purchase on dvd.

I feel the complete opposite. I'm not even sure I'd want to buy Showgirls for ironic reasons.

Quote from: doggett on January 21, 2009, 10:38:35 AM

Quote from: HappyGilmore on January 20, 2009, 10:26:46 PM

Showgirls is just a complete hot mess of a movie, that I just love to sit down and watch.  Even bought myself a dvd copy.  Striptease is a movie I liked, but not enough to warrant a purchase on dvd.

I feel the complete opposite. I'm not even sure I'd want to buy Showgirls for ironic reasons.

To each their own.  I mean, there are people out there that bought the 'box set' of Showgirls, which came with a few "pasty" things for nipples, shot glasses, rules for a drinking game, etc.  I didn't get all that. 

I dunno.

Quote from: HappyGilmore on January 21, 2009, 10:54:27 AM

Quote from: doggett on January 21, 2009, 10:38:35 AM

Quote from: HappyGilmore on January 20, 2009, 10:26:46 PM

Showgirls is just a complete hot mess of a movie, that I just love to sit down and watch.  Even bought myself a dvd copy.  Striptease is a movie I liked, but not enough to warrant a purchase on dvd.

I feel the complete opposite. I'm not even sure I'd want to buy Showgirls for ironic reasons.

To each their own.  I mean, there are people out there that bought the 'box set' of Showgirls, which came with a few "pasty" things for nipples, shot glasses, rules for a drinking game, etc.  I didn't get all that. 

I dunno.

It's a strange world we live in, mate.

Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 20, 2009, 08:39:26 PM

Demi Moore got her breasts done at the SHOWGIRLS clinic for insecure actresses.   :smile:

Having just watched the film for the millionth time this week...I'm gonna agree.

I saw it in VHS back in the days when you couldn't just download the naughty bits. Hated every minute of it. Yes, I'm aware it's sort of a comedy, but it's painfully unfunny.  :hatred:

Haven't seen any movie featuring Demi Moore since then, save for the occasional TV showing of "G.I. Jane" (which also sucks big time, but is still a hell better than this) and "Mr. Brooks", in which she doesn't appear enough to ruin it.

What a steaming pile of crap.  :hatred:

I've always thought that Demi  looked better prior to the boob job and the countless plastic surgeries & facelifts.