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That's not tobacco that Santa put in his pipe!
I mean what I'm saying man is...the kids man, they should just be like...good so I can like, leave them presents. Wheres the Doritos?
You're telling me OSHA says I can't smoke in the workshop anymore?
"Damn all those milk and cookies! It makes passing a 'yule log' the day after murder on my hemorrhoids."
Santa fondly remembers a very naughty girl in Da Nang.
Rip Taylor IS Santa Claus!
Sometimes the voices in Santa's head try out their stand-up routine on him.