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Title: Deathstalker
Post by: Draug on January 19, 2009, 12:36:26 AM

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/deathstalker/deathstalker6.jpg)

There's a wasp on your stomach, lie absolutely still now so I can smack it.

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Post by: JJ80 on January 19, 2009, 01:07:51 AM

Geoff Capes' spell filling in for Timmy Mallet on "Wackaday" was not a great success...."

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Post by: Mr. DS on January 19, 2009, 09:00:35 PM

Mario resorted to Mortal Kombat to get by after finally killing Donkey Kong.

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Post by: ds21 on January 19, 2009, 10:04:05 PM

"Hold on, buddy, let me deflate your codpiece for you..."

OR

"Hammer Time!"

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Post by: meQal on January 20, 2009, 08:06:30 AM

Whacking Someone Off : You're Doing It Wrong

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Post by: WilliamWeird1313 on January 20, 2009, 09:57:00 AM

Behold! The famous "tarantula" scene from the ill-conceived Home Alone "barbarian remake."

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Post by: Draug on January 20, 2009, 07:00:10 PM

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/deathstalker/deathstalker6.jpg)

Girl #1: Shall we tell him we replaced the rubber-club with a real one?
Girl #2: Nah, it's funnier this way.

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Post by: Flangepart on January 21, 2009, 06:16:08 PM

The new drinking sensation. 'Kegger-on-a-stick!'

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Post by: Pennywise on March 13, 2009, 11:49:11 PM

Before they had the special shampoo, this was how they used to get rid of crabs.

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