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Chuck Norris: "Fee fi fo fum...I smell the undies of a South African!"
After Chuck Norris visited The Virgin Islands they were called the Islands.
Quote from: doggett on January 20, 2009, 09:32:58 AM
After Chuck Norris visited The Virgin Islands they were called the Islands.
:bouncegiggle: :teddyr:
He has me in size, beard, expensive suit and being asian, but I have him beaten in the "Being Chuck Norris" catagory, therefor I win!
The Chinese built the Great China Wall in a vain attempt to keep Chuck Norris out. Unfortunately for the Chinese, Chuck Norris goes wherever Chuck Norris wants to.
Chuck Norris: "Yes, I know that hair this bad is distracting, but if we are to work together, please refrain from staring..."
Even Dracula wouldn't risk ticking off Chuck Norris!
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. :teddyr:
Even without the beard, everyone realized Chuck still had a fist hidden somewhere in his chin.
or
Everyone in the room realized Chuck hand slaughtered a lamb to get the red wool for his sweater.
Even Count Dooku and Oddjob tremble before the sight of Chuck Norris.
Hey, where's that little hat of his?
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Sperm Whales aren't really whales, they're sperm, , , Chuck Norris's sperm. .
is this the out of work B movie actors support group?
Chuck Norris is so tough he beat Dracula AND Oddjob! Top THAT Steven Seagal!