After President Obama took the oath of office this week, I figured it may be interesting to start a list of things you probably won't hear at inaugurations. I'll start...
Loud Speaker Announcer: "Everybody please rise for the singing of 'America The Beautiful' by the legendary Tay Zonday."
President: "So in the wise words of George W. Bush..."
Annoucer For The Television Audience: "We realize no one is going to want to watch numerous government staff walking to their seats so please enjoy this video of 'Girls Gone Wild' until the president elect is ready to take the oath."
what's an "ignaguration"? :twirl:
President ending their inaugural address- "So in closing, lets all get liquored up and hunt."
News Announcer covering the inaugural parade- "And coverage of this parade is brought to you by Hooters."
Finally, "Ladies and Gentlemen, here to deliver the Inaugural Prayer, Mr. Ozzy Osborne."
Quote from: Allhallowsday on January 22, 2009, 09:41:46 PM
what's an "ignaguration"? :twirl:
Its a rare condition due to a lack of using a spell checker... :tongueout: Oh well...the word sucks to spell anyhow...
"President of the United States, I've got all kinds of staff & military personnel telling me everything there is to know about everything, and I can't get any one of these egg-headed twerps to tell whether this means we're having a super-auguration, or an anti-auguration!... Say, does that Marine Corpse band there do requests? I'm kinda' in the mood for Hey Joe."
President: "Let me hear you say 'ooooooowwwwww'...
Crowd: "owwwwwww"
President: "Let me hear you say 'yeaaaaaah'..."
Crowd: "yeaaaaaaaaah"
President: "YEAH YEAH"
Crowd: "YEAH YEAH"
President: "Now everbody screeeeeeeam!"
Crowd: "Eiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeee!!!"
"Ladies and gentlemen, now for the swearing in of President Elect Larry Flynt."
"Gentlemen get your dollars ready for the lovely Roxy and Trixy. Make sure you tip the lovey ladies up there, make sure you get yourself a personal dance from the girls leaving the stage right now."
"People of Earth, your attention! I am not a role model! I am not paid to be a role model!..."
"Uh, no Mr President, being sworn in doesn't mean you need to throw in a few swear words."
"Didja ever notice that the Undersecretary of State for European Affairs dances like this [President does clumsy dance], while the Underscretary of State for African Affairs dances like this [President does funky dance]?"
President: "And as part of my economic plan...hold on a minute this just in. Would the owner of a silver honda license plate 584885 please report to your car...your lights are on."
News Announcer- "And one of the many balls that the President and First Lady will be attending tonight is the Pimps and Hos ball."
Quote from: meQal on January 22, 2009, 10:46:49 PM
News Announcer- "And one of the many balls that the President and First Lady will be attending tonight is the Pimps and Hos ball."
:bouncegiggle:
Along those lines...
News Announcer (in a serious tone): "The president and his homies are in da hiz-house. All you hatas out dere better be recognizin'."
With Wilford Brimley as Secretary of Fiber, a more regular economy is guaranteed...
Quote from: The DarkSider on January 22, 2009, 10:49:02 PM
News Announcer (in a serious tone): "The president and his homies are in da hiz-house. All you hatas out dere better be recognizin'."
I was imagining a clip of the Obamas entering the White House to the Jeffersons theme.
FOOD FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!
QuoteThings You Probably Won't Hear At Inaugurations
A coherant sentence.
Something we DID hear many times: the word "balls".
Something you probably won't hear?
How about a reference to the Obamas' preferred sexual perversion.
Oh, wait:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neCIg0BiXbE&eurl=http://www.wwtdd.com/
"I promise to bring copious amounts of coke and hookers to the masses"
"I will defeat Al Queda with the mighty fist of freedom and a scorching dose of venereal disease"
"I would like every citizen to know that I did not persue presidency for wealth or power, but rather for poontang and weed connections"
Quote from: Raffine on January 23, 2009, 02:50:17 PM
Something we DID hear many times: the word "balls".
Something you probably won't hear?
How about a reference to the Obamas' preferred sexual perversion.
Oh, wait:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neCIg0BiXbE&eurl=http://www.wwtdd.com/
Wait, wait...did she say
"FISTING"?
That's just a mental image I really didn't need.
Let's hope they use protection:
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/514GD5BK6DL._SS500_.jpg)
Maybe they have toys.
(http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2008/01/topsecret03ij3.jpg)
"congratulations General Zod, ruler of planet houson"