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And for only 2 easy payments of $29,999.95 my friends, you can have my patented Haggard Brand Crystal Happiness Powder!
"Pull my finger!"
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YOU!
Yeah, you!
Yer a sinner, ain'tcha?!
Why, I oughta jump through this here TV screen and beat you to a pulp with
a lead pipe soaked in holy water and blessed by seven Benedictine monks, boy!
"I WANT YOU!....to buy a new suit"
"You're the little bastard keeps stealin' my Cheerios in the morning."
"No siree, Ma old Mama NEVER told me that it was rude to point!"
"Shhhhooooooooooommmmmmmmm!"
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Hold on a sec, you got a smudge right there on your monitor. Here let me get it off for you.
"I'll smoke you sinners out like I smoked that crystal meth I bought off of that male prostitute!"
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The Pillsbury Doughboy's point of view.
"Uh, reverend? You don't need to heal the white balance. Just push that little button on the side of the camera."
"Come here boy, let me get that booger for ya."