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A Holy Facepalm.
Locked the keys in the Popemobile.
I couldda had a V8!
"Jesus Chr*st, these people singing are giving me a godd*mned headached..."
Is to this day still followed around by a guy screaming, "Hey Abbott!!"
"I sense you are thinking of a number, and that number is 4."
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Benedictus Dominus Deus Israel; quia visitavit et...uh, et...
man, how does the rest of that go again??
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What have we done...?? What haf vee dun???
What the &%$# ... I have on a yarmulke and I thought I was catholic. Oy vey!
D'OH! Forgot to tape Jimmy Swaggert again...
"What? The propeller came off?"
"Shut up, shut up! Why don't the voices shut up?"
"Dang, I always forget to go before I put on all these robes!"
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Yeah, Father O'Flanagan was right. That Milwaukee's Best is some nasty stuff!
"f**king Crazy Glue!"
*smack* I think I got that bug on my forehead..
"And now I shall make fart noises with my armpit..."
Guess who's just invited Dan Brown ?
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:wink:
What am I doing here? Oh yeah, the vote.
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Jesus, Mel Gibson really stepped in it this time!
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Damn, I left the turkey in the oven again. IDIOT!
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Not another Mel Gibson rant caught on tape!
Damn these people who keep demanding reforms. Oh, for the good old days when we'd just call reformers heretics and burn them at the stake....