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Movies => Humorous Captions => Topic started by: Neville on February 14, 2009, 09:16:22 AM

Title: Michael Caine.
Post by: Neville on February 14, 2009, 09:16:22 AM
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[Pic taken from The Hand]

After elluding it for decades, Sir Michael Caine finally stumbles into a late TV screening of Jaws: the revenge.
Title: Re: Michael Caine.
Post by: Hearsedriver on February 14, 2009, 11:18:06 AM
I had to pee for the last 30 miles
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Post by: akiratubo on February 14, 2009, 01:42:27 PM
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The bees are in my ass!  My AAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS!
Title: Re: Michael Caine.
Post by: Psycho Circus on February 14, 2009, 02:11:02 PM
"I've got Carter.........


.......Stuck in my zipper!!!!!"  :buggedout:
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Post by: Doggett on February 14, 2009, 02:36:31 PM
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"How many times do I have to tell you, Christian. I'M SORRY FOR GETTING IN SHOT!!!!! Please leave my balls alone!!!
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Post by: JJ80 on February 14, 2009, 09:14:54 PM
A scene from "Zulu - The Revenge"
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Post by: TheDope on February 15, 2009, 09:28:31 AM

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(a scene from Michael Caine: The Musical, starring...Michael Caine)

Oh, I'm Michael Caine
And I'm rich and I'm old
And I drink quite a bit;
My career won't FOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!!

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Post by: AndyC on February 15, 2009, 07:22:13 PM
Few people are aware that Michael Caine can unhinge his jaw to swallow larger prey.
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Post by: meQal on February 16, 2009, 01:40:30 PM
Most people don't know that Michael Caine likes to masturbate on the master cuts of all films so he can claim there is a little bit of Michael Caine in every film.
Title: Re: Michael Caine.
Post by: Trevor on February 20, 2009, 03:17:52 AM
Quote from: JJ80 on February 14, 2009, 09:14:54 PM
A scene from "Zulu - The Revenge"

:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :teddyr: Karma!
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Post by: sprite75 on February 20, 2009, 09:39:19 PM
Dude?  When's the last time you went to the dentist?
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Post by: ds21 on February 22, 2009, 08:52:10 PM
KKKKHHHAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!!
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Post by: AndyC on February 22, 2009, 11:14:50 PM
Another home perm gone terribly wrong.
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Post by: Psycho Circus on February 23, 2009, 12:16:32 PM
"My haaands are aaalive with the sound of muuuusic......"
Title: Re: Michael Caine.
Post by: akiratubo on March 04, 2009, 11:09:49 PM
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After the filming of Elbow Deep Part 7, Michael vowed never to sign on to a project while drunk again.
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Post by: AndyC on March 04, 2009, 11:11:22 PM
The Invisible Man forces Caine to do something truly humiliating.
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Post by: Pennywise on March 12, 2009, 12:52:49 AM
"I'm a respected British actor. I'll never play Alfred the butler in a Batman movie. Don't make me laugh! HA!"
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Post by: metalmonster on March 12, 2009, 04:40:01 PM
Was That Picture From The Movie DRESSED TO KILL?


I Saw That Movie Recently And Thought It Was Great!
Title: Re: Michael Caine.
Post by: Neville on March 12, 2009, 05:04:40 PM
No, it's from "The hand", a little horror movie Oliver Stone did when he started directing. There's a thread about it on the phorum, can't remember in which one, good or bad movies.
Title: Re: Michael Caine.
Post by: retrorussell on November 19, 2009, 05:19:08 AM
Quote from: akiratubo on March 04, 2009, 11:09:49 PM
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(In Jaws V, Michael Caine becomes possessed by the shark and starts eating people.)
Michael Caine: DUN-NA! ...DUN-NA! ...DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN....
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