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Title: The Resurrected
Post by: Draug on February 15, 2009, 07:38:43 AM
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"No, I never kiss on first date."
Title: Re: The Resurrected
Post by: Mr. DS on February 15, 2009, 08:49:40 AM
"Well, you definitely need to floss more I can tell you that..."
Title: Re: The Resurrected
Post by: TheDope on February 15, 2009, 09:30:28 AM
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The years have not been kind to Craig T. Nelson.
Not kind at all.
Title: Re: The Resurrected
Post by: Rev. Powell on February 15, 2009, 02:30:26 PM
"You're right, Mr. Creature, it looks like the hot pizza did cause second degree burns to the roof of your mouth. We definitely have a case against Domino's." 
Title: Re: The Resurrected
Post by: AndyC on February 15, 2009, 07:19:35 PM
"BUUUUURP!"
Title: Re: The Resurrected
Post by: JJ80 on February 15, 2009, 11:50:22 PM
"My, my, someone's feeling VERY ratty today!"
Title: Re: The Resurrected
Post by: monkeymomma on February 16, 2009, 07:18:29 AM
Down doggie, down!  Bad Dog!  No Licking!  I said "get down!"
Title: Re: The Resurrected
Post by: meQal on February 16, 2009, 01:38:36 PM
"This week on Wife Swap...."
Title: Re: The Resurrected
Post by: Flangepart on February 16, 2009, 05:34:59 PM
NOW will you stop drinking out of the toilet bowl in the DNA lab!?
Title: Re: The Resurrected
Post by: Jack on February 17, 2009, 09:01:53 AM
It's not that I don't like you, but I NEVER kiss on the first date...sorry!
Title: Re: The Resurrected
Post by: Mr. DS on February 17, 2009, 09:44:17 PM
Quote from: Draug on February 15, 2009, 07:38:43 AM
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He realized a bit too late that he had been feeding his parakeet nuclear tainted food. 
Title: Re: The Resurrected
Post by: DoctorMcShocker on February 18, 2009, 12:50:05 PM
Oh My God!!! Its Joan Rivers!!!
Title: Re: The Resurrected
Post by: Doggett on February 18, 2009, 02:24:34 PM
Burt Reynolds with out the botox...
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Post by: AndyC on February 18, 2009, 02:34:53 PM
"Spud's on the job!" - From Bob the Builder: 28 Days Later
Title: Re: The Resurrected
Post by: SynapticBoomstick on February 22, 2009, 09:36:25 PM
Seth Brundle, Dancing with the Star.
Title: Re: The Resurrected
Post by: AndyC on February 22, 2009, 11:08:46 PM
OK, now LOST really isn't making any sense.
Title: Re: The Resurrected
Post by: Pennywise on March 12, 2009, 11:32:26 PM
"I picked at it."