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Title: The Land that Time Forgot
Post by: AndyC on March 01, 2009, 12:02:30 AM
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"On second thought, maybe we will insure with Geico."
Title: Re: The Land that Time Forgot
Post by: sprite75 on March 01, 2009, 01:46:31 AM
Man, you look like crap.  Don't you ever shave?
Title: Re: The Land that Time Forgot
Post by: meQal on March 01, 2009, 03:08:03 AM
"Dude, if that's what your women look like, it's no wonder the Neanderthals died out."
Title: Re: The Land that Time Forgot
Post by: JJ80 on March 01, 2009, 10:45:54 AM
"Right Billy, try and close him down totally in the first couple of rounds, then get in there with your right hook!"
Title: Re: The Land that Time Forgot
Post by: Dawley on March 02, 2009, 05:21:45 PM
The cast of King Kong were sometimes confused by Peter Jackson's direction.
Title: Re: The Land that Time Forgot
Post by: Mr. DS on March 03, 2009, 12:12:12 PM
"I'm thinking if we try a weave on him, he may actually look pretty hot."
Title: Re: The Land that Time Forgot
Post by: AndyC on March 03, 2009, 04:51:59 PM
"No, we can't prove he's your illegitimate son, Mr. Connery, but take a look at him."
Title: Re: The Land that Time Forgot
Post by: TheDope on March 04, 2009, 10:14:27 PM
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"Hi there; I'm Doug McClure.  You may know me from films like Born to
Boogie, Death Drive to Doom and this still from my biggest success,
Dirk Hardpec Meets the Ugly, Smelly Little Creatures and The Caveman.
Title: Re: The Land that Time Forgot
Post by: Javakoala on March 04, 2009, 11:01:53 PM
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Anyone else's nipples hard, or is it just me?
Title: Re: The Land that Time Forgot
Post by: DoctorMcShocker on March 06, 2009, 10:41:40 PM
ROBIN WILLIAMS!!!
Title: Re: The Land that Time Forgot
Post by: Pennywise on March 12, 2009, 12:57:21 AM
Evolution-actual footage
Title: Re: The Land that Time Forgot
Post by: Hammock Rider on November 05, 2010, 12:53:28 PM


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"Ugh! I guess the women ARE hairier than the men on this lost continent."
Title: Re: The Land that Time Forgot
Post by: Leah on November 05, 2010, 09:37:06 PM
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Why are we all standing here and watching Bigfoot having sex with twenty something year olds? :buggedout:
Title: Re: The Land that Time Forgot
Post by: retrorussell on November 05, 2010, 11:21:59 PM
Quote from: Crazy Person Number 6 on November 05, 2010, 09:37:06 PM
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Officer on left: All right, stop it!  That's silly!  And a bit suspect, I think.  I'm warning this film not to get silly again!
Title: Re: The Land that Time Forgot
Post by: Trevor on November 08, 2010, 03:36:14 AM
Quote from: AndyC on March 03, 2009, 04:51:59 PM
"No, we can't prove he's your illegitimate son, Mr. Connery, but take a look at him."

:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
Title: Re: The Land that Time Forgot
Post by: Umaril The Unfeathered on November 09, 2010, 03:21:10 PM
 Caveman:  "Look, it's that little fairy princess Chakka from Land Of The Lost.  What does he have that I don't?

McClure: "A longer tail"?

Caveman: That's it, I quit this fu*kin' movie!
Title: Re: The Land that Time Forgot
Post by: sprite75 on November 11, 2010, 01:58:59 AM
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These men have all just come across Ann Coulter in her birthday suit.  And only the cave man is aroused.
Title: Re: The Land that Time Forgot
Post by: Leah on November 11, 2010, 08:19:44 AM
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Caveman: Umm, shouldn't we help the crash victims?
Police: HELL NO, what do you think we are now!
Title: Re: The Land that Time Forgot
Post by: Umaril The Unfeathered on November 11, 2010, 10:19:30 PM
Quote from: sprite75 on November 11, 2010, 01:58:59 AM
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These men have all just come across Ann Coulter in her birthday suit.  And only the cave man is aroused.

Nor more than when Capt. Schoenvorts and his crew were when they found out that they were the ones hired to make party uniforms and jackboots for Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi...
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