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"Hi this is your agent, with good news; ONE person bought a copy of the Love Guru today-- an Old Lady bought it, thinking it was Waynes World."
"Yeah, Mr. Meyers. We traced the number your death threats have been coming from. The Dalai Lama said he would stop making them if you stopped making movies."
"Hi this is The DarkSider, fart jokes don't=funny anymore ok...now stop..."
Hello, this is the NBA, National Beard Association, and we ask you to shave your beard because one of our rules is no gay people.
"Hello, 1971? I have a movie premise that should go over pretty well in your year."
"Good news Sir, your flying carpet is now dusted ready to go on Runway Six!"
"No problem, I'm sure we can work Verne Troyer into the another script."
Dana Carvey used to be jealous of Mike's success. Not anymore.
"Hello. . . this is Mr. Meyers, , , no, not the one from Halloween, , yea, , , the one from Wayne's World. Talentless? Hack?, , Listen you little butthead. . ." (gets hung up on)
"I really have to change to an unlisted number, but then again, if it weren't for wrong numbers, I'd get no calls at all"
"That's right. I just proved I'm famous enough to get anything produced. Now pay up."
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Y'ello?
Hey, Bernie; whaddya got for me?
Huh...?
Wayne's World 3?
...
Oh, sure. Okay - what the hell; couldn't hurt my career any worse....
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An elephant sex scene? Hmmmmm...I am intrigued. Tell me more.