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Title: Creature from the Black Lagoon
Post by: Texdar on March 10, 2009, 05:06:22 PM
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Look what I found ma.  Can I keep her?
Title: Re: Creature from the Black Lagoon
Post by: AndyC on March 10, 2009, 05:08:11 PM
"One fish stick with extra tartar sauce, comin' right up!"
Title: Re: Creature from the Black Lagoon
Post by: meQal on March 10, 2009, 06:24:29 PM
"If you think this one is big, you should of seen the one that got away from me."
Title: Re: Creature from the Black Lagoon
Post by: Mr. DS on March 10, 2009, 08:22:18 PM
I hope she fits into the aquarium.
Title: Re: Creature from the Black Lagoon
Post by: WingedSerpent on March 10, 2009, 08:52:51 PM
Quote from: Texdar on March 10, 2009, 05:06:22 PM
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Look what I found ma.  Can I keep her?

Dead.  Well...guess we're going to have to flush her down the toliet.
Title: Re: Creature from the Black Lagoon
Post by: Nukie 2 on March 10, 2009, 09:21:15 PM
She keeps... sliding off... of me, I can't carry...her!
Title: Re: Creature from the Black Lagoon
Post by: akiratubo on March 10, 2009, 10:38:30 PM
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*sigh*  You know, honey, you playing dead was fun the first couple of times but it's starting to get a little creepy.
Title: Re: Creature from the Black Lagoon
Post by: Draug on March 11, 2009, 01:04:58 PM
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"I don't get it.. They struggle and scream every single time, but after that ten minute underwater swim they all just seem to don't care anymore."

"Come on dear, I think you've had enough drinks for the evening."
Title: Re: Creature from the Black Lagoon
Post by: sprite75 on March 11, 2009, 01:55:23 PM
Don't mind us, we're just heading for the Blue Lagoon.
Title: Re: Creature from the Black Lagoon
Post by: JJ80 on March 11, 2009, 03:40:59 PM
The shortest -lasting cast member ever on "Baywatch"!
Title: Re: Creature from the Black Lagoon
Post by: Doggett on March 11, 2009, 04:48:22 PM
Gil discovered that Microsoft fembots do suffer from the red ring of death.
Title: Re: Creature from the Black Lagoon
Post by: Pennywise on March 12, 2009, 12:34:00 AM
Quote from: Texdar on March 10, 2009, 05:06:22 PM
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"I don't understand what happens with women around me. I try all that stuff from The Pick-Up Artist shows. Must be my breath..."
Title: Re: Creature from the Black Lagoon
Post by: AndyC on March 16, 2009, 11:25:51 PM
"What do I care? I'm a fish. I mean, am I supposed to swim around and spread my seed on her eggs? Why am I stealing a woman?"
Title: Re: Creature from the Black Lagoon
Post by: retrorussell on October 29, 2009, 04:35:24 AM
Quote from: Pennywise on March 12, 2009, 12:34:00 AM
Quote from: Texdar on March 10, 2009, 05:06:22 PM
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OW!  DAMMIT!!!  I hit my head on the ceiling AGAIN!!!  MOTHER F***ER THAT SMARTS!!!
Title: Re: Creature from the Black Lagoon
Post by: The Burgomaster on October 29, 2009, 07:52:30 AM
"How long do I have to pose for this Aurora model kit?  This broad is heavy!"
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