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Only Lawerence Welk covers 24/7 in Heaven!
Boogaloo-boogaloo!
or
Gogol Bordello before they discovered Vodka.
The minstrel version of "Choose Your Own Adventure" books proved to be rather tedious and boring.
It says in the Book of Eucalyptus, Chapter 4, Verse 2, that we must combine a local talent contest, a petting zoo and a Sunday school picnic, throw in a couple of token minorities and plaster giant grins on everybody, and voila - God's new world.
Finally, the first accurate photo of Hell is shown.
"Aw man, I spent my whole life doing this s**t to get here, and now I've got to spend eternity doing it?"
"If I have to sing Kumbaya one more time..."
Due to tough economic times, the local Renaissance Fair had to dumb down the entertainment factor.
"Ha ha ha! Play that fiddle harder, Yuki! Those bastards with their pipes and guitar think they can drown us out? Think again!"
Quote from: The DarkSider on March 11, 2009, 07:58:59 AM
Due to tough economic times, the local Renaissance Fair had to dumb down the entertainment factor.
And that's saying something.