We've had discusions of entertainers who are "hot" but are there some you see people swoon over that make no sense to you. As always, this is all based on personal opinion...
Rhianna - Her forehead is like a post it board and her nose scares me.
Jennifer Aniston - Too plain Jane for me...
Sandra Bullock - Her annoyance as an actress is probably blinding me.
Rene Zellweger - She always has a look on her face like she smelled something awful.
Theres more but feel free to fire away your choices.
Well as my civic duty I'll take Jennifer Aniston and Sandra Bullock so you no longer have to worry about them. I like those girl next door types they tend to be a lot freakier than the beauty queens.
Quote from: CheezeFlixz on March 13, 2009, 09:06:45 PM
Well as my civic duty I'll take Jennifer Aniston and Sandra Bullock so you no longer have to worry about them. I like those girl next door types they tend to be a lot freakier than the beauty queens.
I'll take Rene Z.
Anyone want Rhianna ?
Milla Jovovovovich
Kristen Stewart
Monika Schnarre
Same reason - All too dang lanky with boxy-looking faces :P
The only thing I really dislike about Jennifer Aniston is her chin. But while I find her attractive I wouldn't exactly say that I find her "hot".
Anyway, I've never really understood what the fuss is about Kirsten Dunst. A lot of my male (and some female) friends swoon over her but I've never gotten the appeal.
(http://www.gazette.uwo.ca/.%2F2005%2F01%20january%2F27%2Fscans%2F11a%20kirsten%20dunst.jpg)
I'm not big on the Hollywood diet a lot of chicks are on lately. I used to love Jennifer Connelly but recent photos makes me think she dropped 20 pounds she shouldn't have. Stop the madness...women need some curves. :bluesad:
Side note, I find Dunst and Milla (mentioned) hit or miss. Dunst more miss than hit.
Milla Jovovich I'll take her too, I've always had a soft hard spot for Russian women.
It's hard for me to say which actress isn't all that, as I don't swoon over any of them, no matter how hot, how sexy, how smoking steamy ass dripping with sex they are ... somebody somewhere is tired of putting up with their sh!t and I'm old enough to know this.
Quote from: CheezeFlixz on March 13, 2009, 09:37:41 PM
somebody somewhere is tired of putting up with their sh!t and I'm old enough to know this.
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That has got to be the best "Great Equalizer" statement I have heard in years. Karma for that, my friend!!
Quotesomebody somewhere is tired of putting up with their sh!t and I'm old enough to know this.
Yes sir, yes indeed...
Everyone swoons over Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise, frankly I just don't see it... I'd rather have Nick Cave (young or old) or Seth Rogen anyday. They sound fun.... Even McLovin (from Super Bad) seems like someone you could party with and indulge in more than Tom Cruise.
Anjelina Jolie -- are any of her parts original issue? Or was she just born looking like a woman who's gone under a Beverly Hills surgeon's scalpel ten times?
Quote from: Rev. Powell on March 14, 2009, 07:24:37 PM
Anjelina Jolie -- are any of her parts original issue? Or was she just born looking like a woman who's gone under a Beverly Hills surgeon's scalpel ten times?
I wondered where you went...
I'd add
Uma Thurman to this. I don't see it at all. I think Torgo likes her, but all apologies. I don't like her. :buggedout:
Quote from: Sister Grace on March 14, 2009, 09:02:11 AM
Even McLovin (from Super Bad) seems like someone you could party with and indulge in more than Tom Cruise.
You should meet me then. I'm the local "McLovin", so to speak. I go out and people take pictures with me. Even at work, all I get is people yelling "McLovin" at me. I've even gotten free drinks at the bar. :teddyr:
QuoteI'd add Uma Thurman to this. I don't see it at all. I think Torgo likes her, but all apologies. I don't like her.
Another hit or miss for me quite frankly. Sorry Torgo, but just think you can have her all to yourself. :drink:
Quote from: The DarkSider on March 13, 2009, 08:33:59 PM
Rhianna - Her forehead is like a post it board and her nose scares me.
is that before or after the 'Chris Brown Incident'? :bouncegiggle:
call me mad but Jessica Alba is extremely bland to me. could see her in a summer clothes catalogue, modelling beige women's daywear. not ugly but just so bland. I'm in a minority with this, but there
Scarlett Johannsen...actually find her ugly.
Quote from: DCA on March 14, 2009, 09:57:18 PM
call me mad but Jessica Alba is extremely bland to me. could see her in a summer clothes catalogue, modelling beige women's daywear. not ugly but just so bland. I'm in a minority with this, but there
Exactly!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you. I always get hateful stares from guys when I say I don't find her appealing, like I'm anti-women or something.
Another one who does nothing for me is Beyonce. Plastic from head to toe. Nothing real about the girl.
And Paris Hilton just makes me ill to look at.
^ I Second On The Paris Hilton Comment
I Have No Idea Why People Find Her Hot
And That Droopy Eyelid Of Hers Creeps Me Out!
Also I Do Not Find Pamela Anderson Hot At All
Agreed on Pam Anderson.
I've never actually heard anyone say they think Paris Hilton is hot--except maybe Paris.
I would jump the bones of any of the above...of course I would f#ck a pile of rocks if their was a snake in it... :lookingup:
Quote from: RCMerchant on March 15, 2009, 08:33:52 PM
I would jump the bones of any of the above...of course I would f#ck a pile of rocks if their was a snake in it... :lookingup:
I think I just pooped myself laughing.... :buggedout:
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Quote from: RCMerchant on March 15, 2009, 08:33:52 PM
I would jump the bones of any of the above...of course I would f#ck a pile of rocks if their was a snake in it... :lookingup:
I'm still looking at that sentence and wondering, "What does it mean?"
Quote from: Andrew on March 15, 2009, 09:49:58 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on March 15, 2009, 08:33:52 PM
I would jump the bones of any of the above...of course I would f#ck a pile of rocks if their was a snake in it... :lookingup:
I'm still looking at that sentence and wondering, "What does it mean?"
It means he has no standards. :bouncegiggle:
Selma Ha-YUCK! She's fugly. .
I actually like Rihana but I have a thing for black women, I find her jaw line very appealing.
Quote from: Javakoala on March 14, 2009, 10:38:40 PM
Quote from: DCA on March 14, 2009, 09:57:18 PM
call me mad but Jessica Alba is extremely bland to me. could see her in a summer clothes catalogue, modelling beige women's daywear. not ugly but just so bland. I'm in a minority with this, but there
Yes some one else agrees with me on this. Ya shes not all that, she is very bland and thats just not her acting either. I don't mind skinny chicks but she has nothing I really want.
Milla Jovovich way too skinny, my fat ass would snap her in half.
Uma Thurman another way too skinny girl for me, although I will admit she looks really good in The Producers.
Uma Thurman is my dream woman but I've always admitted that she's a bit of an acquired taste for some people. Some of my friends think that she was hot when she was younger and has been losing her luster as she's nearing 40. I think however that she keeps looking better as she has gotten older. Even though it's a terrible flick, I thought Uma looked stupendous in the fairly recent My Super Ex-girlfriend. But I have been accused some through the years of having odd taste in women.....
Cameron Diaz-not hot.
Britney Spears. I never found her that attractive. Or Paris Hilton.
Quote from: WingedSerpent on March 16, 2009, 11:55:59 AM
Cameron Diaz-not hot.
Britney Spears. I never found her that attractive. Or Paris Hilton.
Agree on all three.
Jessica Simpson. I'd say I can see something attractive in nearly all the previously mentioned but I never saw ANYTHING in this chick. She's all plastic surgery anyway.
Quote from: The DarkSider on March 13, 2009, 09:18:17 PM
I'm not big on the Hollywood diet a lot of chicks are on lately. I used to love Jennifer Connelly but recent photos makes me think she dropped 20 pounds she shouldn't have. Stop the madness...women need some curves. :bluesad:
Side note, I find Dunst and Milla (mentioned) hit or miss. Dunst more miss than hit.
yes!!! Curves FTW!!!!!
I have never liked the picture-perfect look of hollywood actresses. It's so boring. I like real looking girls. I find if you take your eyes off of the women that culture worships, you find that the women around you are just as beautiful.
Quote from: RCMerchant on March 15, 2009, 08:33:52 PM
I would jump the bones of any of the above...of course I would f#ck a pile of rocks if their was a snake in it... :lookingup:
See, I would think a pile of rocks WITHOUT a snake in it might be better, but...I'm apparently missing something here.
Quote from: RCMerchant on March 15, 2009, 08:33:52 PM
I would jump the bones of any of the above...of course I would f#ck a pile of rocks if their was a snake in it... :lookingup:
I've re-read that comment a couple of times and I'm still not sure..........virtual karma though for making me laugh! :teddyr:
Quote from: inframan on March 16, 2009, 12:25:36 PM
Jessica Simpson. I'd say I can see something attractive in nearly all the previously mentioned but I never saw ANYTHING in this chick. She's all plastic surgery anyway.
Here's something odd, I never really found Jessica hot, but always had a thing for her sister Ashlee. And I liked Ashlee before the surgery. :buggedout:
I never understood the fascination with Danny DeVito-- how is this dude hot?
He's short little Italian guy, I mean what the hell?
Quote from: HappyGilmore on March 16, 2009, 08:18:18 PM
Quote from: inframan on March 16, 2009, 12:25:36 PM
Jessica Simpson. I'd say I can see something attractive in nearly all the previously mentioned but I never saw ANYTHING in this chick. She's all plastic surgery anyway.
Here's something odd, I never really found Jessica hot, but always had a thing for her sister Ashlee. And I liked Ashlee before the surgery. :buggedout:
I know a couple people who share that opinion
Quote from: Nukie 2 on March 17, 2009, 09:54:08 AM
I never understood the fascination with Danny DeVito-- how is this dude hot?
He's short little Italian guy, I mean what the hell?
Yeah but his wife Rhea is hot.
(http://i527.photobucket.com/albums/cc360/camaesenin/perlmanjpg.jpg)
Quote from: inframan on March 16, 2009, 12:25:36 PM
Jessica Simpson. I'd say I can see something attractive in nearly all the previously mentioned but I never saw ANYTHING in this chick. She's all plastic surgery anyway.
agreed, I also think she looks like David Lee Roth. or for some reason like she's covered in egg-yolk. there's something I dont find attractive about her anyway
- luckily, she makes up for it with her super-scientific brain
Nicole Kidman.
I don't get it.
What's so great about her ?
Quote from: The DarkSider on March 17, 2009, 11:14:19 AM
Quote from: Nukie 2 on March 17, 2009, 09:54:08 AM
I never understood the fascination with Danny DeVito-- how is this dude hot?
He's short little Italian guy, I mean what the hell?
Yeah but his wife Rhea is hot.
(http://i527.photobucket.com/albums/cc360/camaesenin/perlmanjpg.jpg)
I still can't get past her preformace as Carla on Cheers to see her as anything other than a violent little Italian woman that I would not want to deal with.
Quote from: Nukie 2 on March 17, 2009, 09:54:08 AM
I never understood the fascination with Danny DeVito-- how is this dude hot?
He's short little Italian guy, I mean what the hell?
Maybe lately I see what you mean, but remeber back when Taxi was on? He had it going on back then, pure hotness :lookingup:
I remember the first time I saw Gwyneth Paltrow.She was on Letterman,and he introduced as her one of the most beautiful women in the world..or something like that.So she comes out and I think to myself..what?This strawhaired plane faced skeleton is beautiful? :lookingup:
Hey,remember when People voted John Goodman "sexiest man alive" and the next year it was Sean Connery?What was that all about?
Quote from: bladerunnerblues on March 17, 2009, 06:40:51 PM
This strawhaired plane faced skeleton is beautiful?
:bouncegiggle: yeah she's not beautiful, but sometimes I think she looks okay...
Quote from: WingedSerpent on March 17, 2009, 10:13:36 AM
Quote from: HappyGilmore on March 16, 2009, 08:18:18 PM
Quote from: inframan on March 16, 2009, 12:25:36 PM
Jessica Simpson. I'd say I can see something attractive in nearly all the previously mentioned but I never saw ANYTHING in this chick. She's all plastic surgery anyway.
Here's something odd, I never really found Jessica hot, but always had a thing for her sister Ashlee. And I liked Ashlee before the surgery. :buggedout:
I know a couple people who share that opinion
Most people tell me how ugly she is. I liked her a lot.
(http://thebosh.com/upload/2007/10/03/Bai%20Ling%20angelina%20jolie.jpg)
Bai Ling is the best example. I've always found her immensely unappealing. She's scary-skinny, and has a rail thin neck and a wide noggin. I'd think if you smacked her upside the head she'd suffer a spinal injury.
Everytime I look at Bai Ling, her face reminds me of those ants from "Antz". There's something very unnatural in that shape.
Quote from: Neville on March 19, 2009, 07:29:41 AM
Everytime I look at Bai Ling, her face reminds me of those ants from "Antz". There's something very unnatural in that shape.
One thing I will say is the makeup makes her look FAR WORSE. Look at her mugshot.
(http://images.hollywoodgrind.com:9000/images/2008/2/bai-ling-mug-shot.jpg)
Hard to believe it's even the same person...
Quote from: HappyGilmore on March 14, 2009, 07:56:26 PM
I'd add Uma Thurman to this. I don't see it at all. I think Torgo likes her, but all apologies. I don't like her. :buggedout:
Quote from: Sister Grace on March 14, 2009, 09:02:11 AM
Even McLovin (from Super Bad) seems like someone you could party with and indulge in more than Tom Cruise.
You should meet me then. I'm the local "McLovin", so to speak. I go out and people take pictures with me. Even at work, all I get is people yelling "McLovin" at me. I've even gotten free drinks at the bar. :teddyr:
We all need a little McLovin!!
Some women can pull off the thin look because it fits their frame. Paris Hilton, Nicole Kidman, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Milla Jovavich don't look too sickly (most of the time). Not to say I find them hot, I just don't necessarily want to hunt them down with my cheese-steak gun. Jennifer Connolly, however, could use a couple shots from it. Bring back the Dark City look, girl!
Someone I think is ugly: Sarah Jessica Parker. My wife watched Sex and the City and everytime she was on she offended my eyes. The cloths, the makeup, her face.
I've Got To Agree About Sarah Jessica Parker
I Heard That She Won The Award For Unsexiest Woman Alive In MAXIM Magazine
Quote from: Sister Grace on March 31, 2009, 03:25:24 PM
Quote from: HappyGilmore on March 14, 2009, 07:56:26 PM
I'd add Uma Thurman to this. I don't see it at all. I think Torgo likes her, but all apologies. I don't like her. :buggedout:
Quote from: Sister Grace on March 14, 2009, 09:02:11 AM
Even McLovin (from Super Bad) seems like someone you could party with and indulge in more than Tom Cruise.
You should meet me then. I'm the local "McLovin", so to speak. I go out and people take pictures with me. Even at work, all I get is people yelling "McLovin" at me. I've even gotten free drinks at the bar. :teddyr:
We all need a little McLovin!!
I've yet to see the movie. But, even my own boss was like, "McLovin, I need you to work an extra shift." Mmm. :buggedout:
Sarah Jessica Parker? Should be Sarah Jessica Barker! :thumbup:
okay sorry. I agree about her looks too. On Family Guy Peter said her face looks like a foot. And her body is too stringy. She looks like a skinned rabbit or a plucked chicken.
Strangely enough I'm gonna go with Megan Fox. I thought she was smokin when I first saw her in Transformers but after a short while you notice that her eyes are empty. Her entire face is blank. There really doesn't seem to be anyone home. Sure I'd still Do her seven ways to Sunday, but you look in her eyes and it's like there is no soul animating her. She's The World's Sexiest Blow-Up Doll.
Agree on the SJP donkey.
We are not alone:
http://leasticoulddo.com/comic/20071101
There wasa one before this about her as well, but I couldn't find it.
Quote from: ghouck on March 15, 2009, 11:49:06 PM
Selma Ha-YUCK! She's fugly. .
joking right? :question:
(http://thm-a04.yimg.com/image/495510d4ba39e66a)
The more I see Angelina Jolie the more I found her more of a turn off. She's scarily thin these days, and every inch of her body seems also covered in ink. No, thanks.
Quote from: Neville on April 06, 2009, 01:09:40 PM
The more I see Angelina Jolie the more I found her more of a turn off. She's scarily thin these days, and every inch of her body seems also covered in ink. No, thanks.
You sure that's not Amy Winehouse...
I'm sure, but I think their looks are on a collision course. But seriously, have you seen her in "Wanted"? Was she supposed to be sexy in that?
Quote from: Neville on April 06, 2009, 01:21:21 PM
I'm sure, but I think their looks are on a collision course. But seriously, have you seen her in "Wanted"? Was she supposed to be sexy in that?
I missed Wanted. I'm guessing it was for the best.
Quote from: doggett on April 06, 2009, 01:26:37 PM
Quote from: Neville on April 06, 2009, 01:21:21 PM
I'm sure, but I think their looks are on a collision course. But seriously, have you seen her in "Wanted"? Was she supposed to be sexy in that?
I missed Wanted. I'm guessing it was for the best.
Oh yeah! Boy was that a steaming butt munch.
Wanted had a Loom of Destiny or a Loom of Fate. That's so silly it almost sounds like something from a Douglas Adams book. Especially since loom always reminds me of Fruit of the Loom.
Quote from: Hammock Rider on April 08, 2009, 03:47:21 PM
Wanted had a Loom of Destiny or a Loom of Fate. That's so silly it almost sounds like something from a Douglas Adams book. Especially since loom always reminds me of Fruit of the Loom.
The loom of stupid CGI and bullets taking ten hours to fly through the air... :lookingup:
I Keep Hearing So Much About The Kardashian Sisters On Tv
So Many People Say They Are All Really Hot , But I Find Them To Be Pretty Skanky
Quote from: metalmonster on April 09, 2009, 07:52:31 PM
I Keep Hearing So Much About The Kardashian Sisters On Tv
So Many People Say They Are All Really Hot , But I Find Them To Be Pretty Skanky
I agree. Barf.
I've never understood the appeal of these women:
Uma Thurman
Sarah Jessica Parker
Probably more but my mind's probably blocking them for a good reason, lol.
Quote from: inframan on April 06, 2009, 12:58:32 PM
Quote from: ghouck on March 15, 2009, 11:49:06 PM
Selma Ha-YUCK! She's fugly. .
joking right? :question:
(http://thm-a04.yimg.com/image/495510d4ba39e66a)
No, not joking, that that picture is the WORST I've seen of her. There is nothing about her that I find appealing.
Also, about Jennifer Aniston. To me she is pretty, , ,but not SEXY in the least. It's hard to explain, I don't find her looks anything more than average pretty, average hollywood, but her 'sexy' factor is teh failz. Carrie Anne Moss is the opposite. I find her not very pretty, but highly sexy. It's weird, I know.
Quote from: ghouck on May 22, 2009, 01:22:02 AM
Carrie Anne Moss is the opposite. I find her not very pretty, but highly sexy. It's weird, I know.
Yeah, sexy...if you find men sexy. Even when she's "feminine", she's butch. And leading men would KILL for that jaw line.
If I haven't said it before, Jessica Alba is not sexy to me. Guys fall all over themselves talking about her but...not so much.
Reece Witherspoon is not sexy, hot or anything. She's just bland.
Add Julia Stiles to this list. It looks like someone was painting a beautiful woman, but stopped short of adding ANY details or character. Her face is a blank slate. Nice body, but the face completely puts me off.
You know, it's been an AGE since I've been on here, but now I remember why I love this board so much. Thanks for the ego boost! LOL
As a chick, I must say, I DO NOT see the draw in that Rob Pattinson boy. He's ok looking IN Twilight, but in real life...not even remotely.
As for girls, I think Salma Hayek was stunning.....in From Dusk Till Dawn.