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Title: Power tools and adult toys don't go together
Post by: sprite75 on March 14, 2009, 06:37:43 PM
And finally some woman and her boyfriend in Maryland finally figured that out.  Took her getting hurt by a high powered, home made sex toy attached to a saber saw (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29621224/) for them to do so.

:buggedout: Yikes!
Title: Re: Power tools and adult toys don't go together
Post by: AndyC on March 14, 2009, 06:42:52 PM
I thought it was insane enough to attach a dildo to a saber saw, but they attached it by slipping it over the blade? :buggedout:
Title: Re: Power tools and adult toys don't go together
Post by: dean on March 14, 2009, 08:36:32 PM

Sounds hot.   :wink:

Man, blades and inside parts generally don't go well together...
Title: Re: Power tools and adult toys don't go together
Post by: sprite75 on March 15, 2009, 02:15:20 PM
I wonder how long it'll be until we start seeing signs like this on the packaging and/or manuals for saber saws;

(http://usera.imagecave.com/47of74/warning.jpg)
Title: Re: Power tools and adult toys don't go together
Post by: AndyC on March 15, 2009, 02:32:38 PM
Quote from: sprite75 on March 15, 2009, 02:15:20 PM
I wonder how long it'll be until we start seeing signs like this on the packaging and/or manuals for saber saws;
(http://usera.imagecave.com/47of74/warning.jpg)

Behind every idiotic warning is an idiotic person.
Title: Re: Power tools and adult toys don't go together
Post by: meQal on March 15, 2009, 03:27:12 PM
Figure it is only a matter of time. A set of screwdrivers already has a warning of a simular nature.
(http://images.yuku.com/image/pjpeg/0d11602443360e9993f1b836647ca812577b233d.jpg)
Title: Re: Power tools and adult toys don't go together
Post by: sprite75 on March 15, 2009, 10:37:52 PM
Quote from: meQal on March 15, 2009, 03:27:12 PM
Figure it is only a matter of time. A set of screwdrivers already has a warning of a simular nature.
(http://images.yuku.com/image/pjpeg/0d11602443360e9993f1b836647ca812577b233d.jpg)

I've already had a Foley catheter in there once, I'm not about to go sticking any damn thing else in there!
Title: Re: Power tools and adult toys don't go together
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on April 28, 2009, 06:23:43 PM
It's probably good then that they didn't see "Heathers." How does that line go: "F*** me with a chainsaw!"