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"I tried to find the loch ness monster and all I get are these crappy pieces of rope...hell, I'll scream anyway"
Just swam thru the spot that the kid peed in with his mouth open.
"Just my luck, attacked by an anoxexic octopus!"
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The 50 Foot Woman wasn't kidding when she said she was a "gusher".
Even tough he was 35 years old, Jim always threw a fit when he had to take a bath.
Mmmm, Elvis noodle soup. My favourite.
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On no! Saint Patrick fell into the pool!
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It was another typical example of David's bad luck. Of all the places to swim in the ocean, he chose the same spot where the sideburn loving squid lived.
"How did my hot dog and bag of chips get all wet?"
The sponsors wanted the water polo competition spiced up a bit so they added electric eels.
"Oh man! I got a soaker!"