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What the hell is my wife doing with that pole?
"Really? All these strapping young chaps, just for me..."
"You mean One will have to jump out of a plane along with the rest of You chaps!"
"Charles remained blissfully unaware of the exact deails of the initiation ritual...."
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Bloody bastard, I thought you said Carmilla! I was expecting lesbian vampires, not a bunch of firm, young boys ... On second thought, that'll do.
Look at these silly twits, they have to earn their ranks-- haha!
All ages recruiting doesn't always work out for the British military.
"And if I turn my ears just so.... now try your wi-fi connection."