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Title: Sorry Rev. Powell
Post by: Nukie 2 on March 16, 2009, 11:25:09 PM

This cover doesn't have a tag-line, lets make some up!
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You'll be UGLIED to death... then shot!
He's got the looks that kill!
Are you Masochistic enough to watch... THE SADIST?

Title: Re: Sorry Rev. Powell
Post by: AndyC on March 16, 2009, 11:27:34 PM

Perhaps the most truthful video box ever.

Title: Re: Sorry Rev. Powell
Post by: akiratubo on March 17, 2009, 06:44:51 AM

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THE SADIST! A man so badass he can load his gun with empty magazines and STILL KILL.

Title: Re: Sorry Rev. Powell
Post by: JJ80 on March 17, 2009, 08:19:07 AM

"The Sadist - A man so paranoid he shoots at black helicopters!"

Title: Re: Sorry Rev. Powell
Post by: Rev. Powell on March 17, 2009, 05:18:23 PM

Quote from: Nukie 2 on March 16, 2009, 11:25:09 PM
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"He doesn't need a gun to torture you, but he carries one anyway!"

OR

"He's out to win the Special Olympics -- of MURDER."

OR

"Blonder than Elvis, with a meaner streak than Fabian!"

OR

"Arch Hall, Jr.: He's a rebel without a cue!"

(Actually, Arch was quite good in the role--one of acting history's greatest surprises!)

Title: Re: Sorry Rev. Powell
Post by: Flangepart on March 18, 2009, 02:30:58 PM

The cabbage patch Elvis...of Murder!

Title: Re: Sorry Rev. Powell
Post by: AndyC on March 18, 2009, 04:16:16 PM

This sequel to The Hunchback of Notre Dame tanked at the box office.

Title: Re: Sorry Rev. Powell
Post by: sideorderofninjas on March 18, 2009, 10:12:39 PM

In a world gone mad, this summer, only one one man can stop Eegah....
Arch Hall Jr is the Sadist...

Title: Re: Sorry Rev. Powell
Post by: The Burgomaster on March 19, 2009, 03:22:31 PM

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"Nothing in his gun . . . nothing up his nose . . . Arch Hall, Jr. is THE SADIST."

Title: Re: Sorry Rev. Powell
Post by: Saucerman on March 19, 2009, 04:20:32 PM

So...why hasn't Arch Hall Jr. sued Gary Busey for ripping off his look yet?

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