(http://timesonline.typepad.com/faith/images/2007/09/18/prince_charles)
Charles: Now are there any questions? (A large number of hands go up). Keeping in mind that I already explained that I lost a bet last night! (Nearly all the hands go back down).
(http://timesonline.typepad.com/faith/images/2007/09/18/prince_charles)
"Yes, I did administer the smack-down to Jim Brown,
he did weep like a female canine and I did take his hat. Word."
"I've come to this gathering dressed as a liquor bottle in order to make a point."
"Surely these commoners will be able to relate to me now that I've dressed as one of them."
"Your Highness, we're in Texas."
For once in my life, I feel like me.