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Edmund wasn't sure what was the worst part; being molested by a werewolf or the fact that he forgot to turn off the cappuccino machine before he left.
It's never too late for obedience training... Well, almost never.
Worst hickey ever.
"Oh, that's all right. He probably just smells your dog."
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"Teehee! I told you, not on first date..."
This is how most guys see women when they have PMS.
"Wow, old people sure do kiss funny!"
Less filling, tastes great!