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Whose bright idea was it to have us wear kilts out here? I swear my willie has probably turned blue by now.
Man I gotta p*ss.
Angus was sick of eing asked that one PARTICULAR question!
Go on. Try me. I dare you. Say "What's all this, then?"
.oO( The next ignorant S.O.B. that wants to call it a skirt is getting it right between the eyes.)Oo.
I'll smile when yur a hyumun kabob, ya wanka!
Mall security in Scotland.
Quote from: JJ80 on March 22, 2009, 08:40:36 AM
Angus was sick of eing asked that one PARTICULAR question!
And he decided that next time he would
show the ladies what was under the kilt!
Wouldn't it be cheaper to just put a door on the outhouse?
"Hmm, that lad looks suspicious, but I can't leave my post or radio in for backup. Man, I hate this job."
Quote from: sprite75 on March 21, 2009, 08:51:00 PM
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Aye. This stupid gun just clashes wit me manhood. Thats it, next shift I'b bringin' me Brown Bess.