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Title: New Mall Security
Post by: Draug on March 24, 2009, 11:28:54 PM
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Tired of loosing money, the executive board of the mall finally hires professional security guards to get rid of the shoplifters once and for all.
Title: Re: New Mall Security
Post by: Pennywise on March 25, 2009, 12:10:00 AM
"Okay, Professor Pig, I'll torch these woods and you rake up the remains."
Title: Re: New Mall Security
Post by: JPickettIII on June 16, 2010, 11:46:42 AM
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This is what happens when kids go skateboarding and don't walk.

Or

The little old lady just stole a small package of AAAs.
Title: Re: New Mall Security
Post by: Mr. DS on June 16, 2010, 12:49:14 PM
"Call me crazy but isn't there an easier way to light the candle boss?"
Title: Re: New Mall Security
Post by: Andrew on June 16, 2010, 01:01:57 PM
Flamethrower guy:  "Are you sure it was an alien xenomorph?"

Guy with the rake:  "I suppose that it could have been my mother-in-law."

Flamethrower guy:  "Should I stop?"

Guy with the rake:  "No."
Title: Re: New Mall Security
Post by: Leah on June 17, 2010, 09:14:42 AM
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TAKE THAT, YOU VICIOUS VIKINGS! TRY TO TAKE TREVOR'S UNDERPANTS!
Title: Re: New Mall Security
Post by: sprite75 on June 17, 2010, 10:17:48 AM
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Cool, Spaceballs: The Flame Thrower works really good!
Title: Re: New Mall Security
Post by: The Gravekeeper on July 01, 2010, 09:28:21 PM
Textbook case of "flamethrower envy."
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