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"Excuse me miss, but have you seen my cat? It's this long and... what, do I have something between my teeth?"
I think you're at the wrong set. You want Return of the Jedi, that's set number 7-G.
"Good evening ma'am. Have you heard the good news?"
"Look, if you don't wanna buy demon spawn tupperwear fine. Just don't dis the uniform, ahright?"
"Ma, its the Jehovas."
"Door to Door Nipple Tweeking Demon. Got any nipples you need tweeked?"
Tonight is NOT audition night for Undead Johnny's Death Metal-Head Tour!!!! That's held on Saturday next door!
SANDY!!!! your date is here!!! (where does she find these guys?)
"No, seriously. No one is that well endowed."
Excuse me, can you tell me where.. oh, sorry, didn't mean to hit you in the face!
LaDY: JUBBA HUT! The emperor is here to see you!
"Hello, ma'am. Have you accepted Black Metal into your life?"