I'm not saying that its right or anything, but its an awfully specific law.
http://www.denverpost.com/watercooler/ci_11994476 (http://www.denverpost.com/watercooler/ci_11994476)
A man who police said was arrested for performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum was sentenced to 90 days in jail on Wednesday and ordered to submit to drug testing.
Sounds like he was sentenced for indecent exposure.
It would be perfectly legal in Denver to have sex with a vacuum cleaner in the privacy of your own home, just not in a public place. (And you can quote me on that).
Actually, Rev, that's only true IF the appliance was of legal age and was consenting to the relationship. Me cousin is still doing time because of his fling with a 10-year old Orick Excel!
Little tramp led him astray.
Remember this guy?
I'm sure he received a hefty fine.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFDDDHs8Fsc
He must of just finished watching this. http://www.badmovies.org/movies/oversexrug/ (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/oversexrug/)