"Fascinating...It's logical to party with the ladies to learn more of the alien life on this planet."
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Spock is amazed when he manages to find the only two women in the galaxy that Kirk hasn't tried to sleep with.
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Spock: Just think, Captain. If all the women here are this beautiful I might actually get to put my reproductive equipment to its intended use for once!
"Kootchie kootchie koo!"
"And look, she even hs tribbles on her knockers!"
Vulcan rap music video
Time to Pon Farr, Proud Mary...
"Can ya believe this show?"
Spock (dismissing the lovely ladies) finally realizes how sexy Sulu is.