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You see that new Quiznos sandwhich?
Yep. Not lacking any meat, and that's what every hardcore movie fan needs!
"Another girl just laughed at me. I knew I should have brought a sword and not this pail. Man, I wish I hadn't dressed as Sir Yard Waste!"
Autumn Man and Millipede just didn't seem to connect with comic fans.
Certain people shouldn't start a GWAR tribute band.
Going to a cosplay convention dressed as Herne the Hunter is frowned upon even by the geekiest amongst us...
Enough body piercings are bound to attract the goth chicks rather than a couple of tree limbs for an antler-helmet.