Ghost Rider, Bangkok Dangerous, Next, Knowing, National Treasure, The Rock,
... Nicholas Cage is in one cheesy movie after another, and he always has a different hairstyle and can tell the future or is a supernatural motorcycle rider or something like that.
What about something that really banks on his cheesiness of late?
I'm thinking a movie similar to Bloodsport, where he plays the main character. Call it Cage Match.
Nicholas Cage in Cage Match
Joey "Blue" Suedeshoe
Plot:
A professional Elvis impersonator, Joey Suedeshoe, is blackmailed into playing the real Elvis in a West Berlin concert, during the Cold War while being stalked by neo-nazi devil worshipers, whom believes that Elvis would be the perfect host body for Hitlers Brain.
Cast:
Nicholas Cage as Joey Suedeshoe
Bruce Campbell as The Real Elvis
How about Nicholas Cage as Fu Manchu in:
Fu Manchu and the Caged Virgins
"Nicholas Cage is Fu Manchu . . . If there's one movie you must see this summer . . ."
Godzilla vs. Nicholas Cage. It would be a very short movie, but very satisfying.
I could imagine Nicholas Cage as Cabren in a remake of Galaxy of Terror, toned down way too much of course, with Malcolm McDowell as the pathetically not so mysterious Kor.
Maybe throw in some low-brow reference to Golden Apples of the Sun (better known as Caged Terror, just to keep with this whole "cage" theme).
OK if we are looking at remakes for Nicholas Cage then lets remake Manos, the Hands of Fate.
Nicholas Cage as The Master
Adam Sandler as Torgo
A remake of The Cube, called "The Cage". Where a group of people wake up trapped inside Nicolas Cage and have to get from room to room rediscovering his talent for dark comedy and offbeat drama.... :teddyr:
Quote from: Skull on March 31, 2009, 09:43:51 AM
Joey "Blue" Suedeshoe
Plot:
A professional Elvis impersonator, Joey Suedeshoe, is blackmailed into playing the real Elvis in a West Berlin concert, during the Cold War while being stalked by neo-nazi devil worshipers, whom believes that Elvis would be the perfect host body for Hitlers Brain.
Cast:
Nicholas Cage as Joey Suedeshoe
Bruce Campbell as The Real Elvis
That's..genius.
Note to self: kill Skull, and steal his idea. :teddyr:
Nicolas Cage in FACE/OFF SQUARED, in which Cage comes back from the dead (John Travolta's face having fallen off after being "dead" for so long) to find Travolta has re-donned his face in order to learn more terrorist knowledge. This prompts Cage to step in and make his life a living hell once again, whilst trying to retake control of his empire.
Nicolas Cage in "Weed Bust"
PLOT: A pothead rookie cop is assigned to a small town where he finds that a religious cult is stealing weed from the local township, and burning it for sacrificial uses. He then sets out to destroy the cult, discovering their darkest secrets...
-Jimmybob