Meet Mirjana Gavaric of Belgrade, Serbia. She was lonely, so Ms. Gavaric got it on with a giant pine cone one day. Trouble was that the pine cone got stuck (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2349648.ece). So Ms. Gavaric had to make a trip to the hospital, where she had to endure a two hour operation to get the pine cone out.
Ouch. When will people learn that in addition to power tools pine cones are not adult toys either?
Are "personal massagers" not allowed in certain countries?
Well, I guess it's not as bad as the woman who attached her "personal massager" to a sabre saw.
Ladies and gentlemen, a round of applause for the folks of Eastern Europe !