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"Are you sure this is the right way to perform the Heimlich grip?"
"My attic insulation is ALIVE!"
"I told you we left that box of Chinese food in the fridge too long!"
How all Intergalactic gay porn starts out, some alien starts giving a guy a massage.
"For the last time, give me the damned remote, it's time for ALF"