What could Picard be saying to Riker about his mysterious object?
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"...before I left, the people of Xanthia presented me with this miniature statue of myself...there's a few things I'd change, but at least they got my head right."
I practice speeches to my large chess pawn.
What's so funny, Riker?
Number One, this is an ancient statue to honor the great Kojak who continually asked "Who loves you, baby?"
Picard: Legend says that contained within this object is a formula for an aphrodisiac that makes sex a trillion times better for both men and women. Supposedly the trick is figuring out how to open this object without damaging the data crystal contained within.
Riker: So I suppose smashing it open is out of the question?
Picard: " Sometimes when I get lonely Riker, I light some candles, set this massager to stun and need I say it boldly goes where no man has gone before?"
"I appreciate the gift, Will, but you know I don't wear as much cologne as you do. How am I ever going to use all this?"
"I think our Rice Crispy Squares have began to turn on us."
Picard: "The squares represent the robotic nature of the physical, while the sphere represents the mental side, the complex, the..."
Riker: "You really need to get laid."
Quote from: Ash on April 02, 2009, 05:19:19 PM
What could Picard be saying to Riker about his mysterious object?
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Boy, when you find out how many different shapes there are for phallic symbols...
"Excellent, Number One, this will look splendid in the on-board garden!"
"You'd think with all the technology at our disposal, someone would be able to design a more sleek and compact mobile phone."
"It was an interesting shore leave Number One, save for one small misunderstanding. But thanks to the highly skilled proctologists of Beta IV, I'm alive and I have this souvenir."
This is amazing, Riker. I never realised that on Megadon-5, toilet paper comes in cubes.
"Alright, Riker, I've brought the modeling clay so I can strip nude for you to sculpt me. That's the last time I lose a bet to you..."
"I know it's the thought that counts, Number 1, but I have to wonder if any thought was invovled in this..."
What amazing things we have found in Mr. Sulu's time capsule.
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"I've never understood novelty gifts, Number One. How is this a Klingon rolling pin?"
Picard: "No, no, with the right angle, it fits fine."
Riker: "You don't say....."
Picard: Let me read translate this inscription Will. Hmmm There was this man from Nantuckette......
Number one, could you stick this where I go number two?