I found it: the absolute worst movie ever to stain the human consciousness. Until you have seen this one, you have NOT seen a bad movie - and I don't care how many Uwe Boll films you've seen.
Read the review here (http://thegreatwhitedope.blogspot.com/2009/04/underground-comedy-movie-1999_02.html). I have to go scrub my soul with Borax to remove the staining. :hatred: