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So come on down to the First Baptist Bar and Grill!
Since the lack of participation in the AA meetings, the church was forced to form another community outreach program...
On Friday we have Sacramental wine jello shots and get in free after 9pm with your own wacky pope hat! Saturday is a wet clergy robe contest and 50 cent communion wafers.
Jesus is back; with his wine trick, at last!
Looks like a front for a moonshining operation!
"Tonight's top story, a local church is demolished by an angry mob of transients who misinterpreted this clever sign."
holy communion? we stocked up on JD...blood of christ, yo
The church's new way of increasing membership through liquor.
or
Professor in seminar school: Now students please look at this example of how you can use vices to bring people into the god's place of worship.
"Entrapment!!"
After the pancake breakfast, they'll have to get a bunch of designated drivers.
"Tommorow...Nun Wet T-Shirt Contest"
All you can drink, but NO DANCING!
Look on the bright side... atleast they won't card you. :wink:
Quote from: NelsonRage on April 03, 2009, 06:49:33 PM
On Friday we have Sacramental wine jello shots and get in free after 9pm with your own wacky pope hat! Saturday is a wet clergy robe contest and 50 cent communion wafers.
50 cent buffalo flavored communion wafers even - mmmmmmmm! Mild, Hellfire or Holy Toledo!
Come early! The Hooters girls will be giving out t-shirts to the first 50 customers!
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yeah, this looks legit- NOT!!!
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Et cum spiritu tuo.
Quote from: DS on April 14, 2009, 12:05:39 PM
"Tommorow...Nun Wet T-Shirt Contest"
Followed by the wet alb contest!
So THAT'S how they convinced my dad to start going to church...