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Picard soon came to regret ordering Data to explain exactly what he and Commander LaForge did during their "night on the town."
"so if I rub this lotion in , it'll all grow back. yeah I've heard that one before...oh what the heck."
I think someone just read the script for Star Trek: Nemesis
"Agggh! My face is gone! What happened to my face?"
"I was once a Shakespearian actor, my God what's happen to my career?"
I was in Dune...OK, I admit it...Who are you to judge me?!?!?
Picard hears the news that Neelix's request to be transferred to The Enterprise has been approved by Starfleet Command.
"You mean after I drank all that Saurian Brandy I french kissed Wesley Crusher?"
Damn...brain...freeze...
"So, you're telling me this is what Tasha Yar's bottom felt like? That's so freaky."