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Uh, Captain...XYZ!
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Geordi: The yellow brick road was analyzed by the couch potato, no one knows where the shadows of burnt tires are in the Atlantic ocean.
Picard: GEORDI!! I told you to stay away from the klingon ganja.
Geordi: Smash potatoes...
Geordi: " No data I am not a zombie, I'm blind."
Data: " I am over here, to your left,why are you talking to the wall?"
"Now that I've gotten rid of my air filter-looking visor people won't stare at me so much. Hey, what are you looking at?"
"My most enduring role - Data's best friend. Sigh. I was in Roots. Roots goddamnit!"
still getting the hang of these new transplant eyes
"Heres some more books on visual impairment that you'll find 'out of sight'...but...you don't have to take my word for it..."
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b***h, please!